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Jis haal wich adeya tu khush hein...
tera dil razi , sada rab razi
Na fikar kari be-fikare da....
chad jittan-haaran di baazi
Asin haar gaaye taan kii hoya....
tere jittan di khushian mana laan ge
tainu is janam wich nahin paya taan kii hoya....
tainu agle janam wich paa laan ge

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Jutti tang
. . .te . . . .
jawai nang .
yaar amli. . . .
te . . .
saheli kamli .....
sari umar bande di matt mar dinde ne

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Raati Sohnya Nu MiLn Gaye Te Aundya Der Ho Gai,
Der Kaadi Hoi Ji Saver Hi Ho Gai,
Fer,
Fer,
Fer Ki Ji Baapu Daang Laike Baith C Darwaaje Te,Te
Saver 6.A.M To PahLa Hi Yaara Di "Repair" Ho Gai.

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O lokan piche lge firde ne
shak sde te krde firde ne
ohna shak krde-2 rh jana
te asi hsde-2 keh jana
j pyar hai ta shakk kahda,
j pyar nahi ta haq kahda...?

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Aaj dil di kehen nu jee karda hai
Tere dil vich rehen nu jee karda hai
Khushiyaan deke tere gham sehen nu jee karda hai
Rabb jaane saada ki rishta
Tainu bas apna kehen nu jee karda hai...

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Ranjhe ton jayada kise Majnu ton ghatt na,
keeti honi kise ne vi Eho jihi hadd na,
Chann tare Tethon Asin var diyan ge,
Ehna sohniye Asin Tainu pyar diyan ge

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Kinni Jaldi E Mulakaat Gujar Jandi ae,
Pyaas bujhdi nahi ke Barsaat gujar jaandi ae,
Rajni Apniyaan yaadaan nu keh de ki na aoun,
Kyonki Hun Neend aundi nahi ke raat gujar jandi ae

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LIKHAN WALEYA TU HO KE DYAL LIKH DE
MERE KARMAAN CHE YAAR DA PYAR LIKH DE
IK NA LIKHIN TE MERE YAAR DA VICHHODA
BHAVEN DUKHRRE HOR HAZAAR LIKH DE

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Luddi atte Dhamaal Inna di Jaggo Nyari aa...
Hakki, Balibaal, Kabaddi Khed Nyari aa..
Ral Mil Ke Mele te Tyohaar Manaunde Ne...
Sara Jag Gawah PUNJABI Sher Kahaunde Ne.....




Akhiyan wich aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Palka te aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Bada Dil karde baha deva enna nu,
par tenu hasdeya vekh ke suk jande ne hanju!!




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Ansoo tere diggan te akh meri rovey Satt tenu lagey dard menu hovey
Rab karey saadi dosti inni gehri hovey Littar tenu pain te galti meri hovey




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Teacher to Sardar: What is Number Seven, Even or Odd?
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even??
Sardar: Remove the S !! :P




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zindagi vichh fer milaange aapan
kite vekh k na nazran jhuka lavin..
tenu vekhya lagda yaar kite..
bas keh jaffi pa lawin......




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Yo Yo Chota Honey singh!
Assi Rehnde Ha Ni Mumy Kolo Dar Ke..
Mumy Rakhdi Hai Danda Hath vich Phad Ke..
Bhaj ke rajai vich vad jaiye, jad panga pe jave..
Pehla Royi Da Ni Phr Chup Hoyi Da Ni, Jado Danda Pai Jave.....




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Jat scoter te,scoter 80 te
Jat bulet te,bulet 100 te
Jat alto te alto110 te
,jatt swift te
swft 120 te,
Agge
agge ki jatt ambulance Te.
AmbUlance 130 Te.




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Ik Dil Te Lakh Samjhaun Wale
Je Samajh Na Aave Ki Kariye
Dard Dil Da Howe Ta Seh Laiye
Je Dil Hi Dard Ban Jawe Ta Ki Kariye




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Likhna Parhna chhad de bandeya, Nekiyan te rakh aass...
Chuk Chaadar tey soja bandya Rab karey ga pass ...!!!
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Students ka sufiana kalam :-)




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Sohna Dil te husan jawan hove..
pakki sadak te ucha makaan hove...
aa ghut ke jhaphi pa laie jera pehla chade oh baimaan.




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Fer ki hoyeya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi
Hun assi vi Sehra sajavange,
saanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,
hun teri choti bhen fasavange!!!



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Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c




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Assi maut rok rakhi te tera intzaar kita,
Sajna tere jhuthe laareya da aitbaar kita,
Assi jaan den lageya ek pal vi na layeya, te tussi jaan len lageya vi nakhra hajaar kita!!




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Tu sohni tera na sohni,
par tu sohni ban ke na dikha saki,
sohni ta kache ghadde te v tarr ke aa gi C
Te tu Three Wheeler te vi na aa saki!!!




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Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr,
He went to eat it,


But
On the way he saw a keeri,
He left the Gurr & went with keeri.
MORAL:
*Gurr nalo ishq mitha*;-




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Ibaadat rabb di te chehra yaar da howe,
sajde khuda di te rasam pyaar di howe,
aashiqaan de mazhab di ki dassiye,
zikar rabb da te gal dildaar di howe.




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Khushboo teri yaari di saanu mehka jaandi hai,
teri har ik kitti hoyi gal saanu behka jaandi hai,
saah taan bahut der lagaande ne aun -jaan vich,
har saah ton pehle teri yaad aa jaandi hai




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Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde
vekhan waale bada pasand karde
sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke
eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de
sanu vi sohna bana Rabba
nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de!!




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Ek Doctor Punjabi Bacche De Pair De Taanke Kattne Aaya,
Dr.   Beta Who Dekho Upar Sone Ki Chidiya,
Baccha   Tu Saleya Thale Dekh, Pair Na Wadd Davi,
Lagda Chidi Da Mama...




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Punjab Main 2 Cheezain E T0 Achi Hain
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Aikk LASSI
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Ty
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D000jy 80




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Airhostess: Sir Aap Kya Lein Gay??
Lahore ka Musafir akarrty hoye:
Pepsi, kabab, Bread, Chicken Pakora & Tandori Chicken With Naan, raita and salad.
Airhostess: Sir masjid di toti warga monh ay tawada
Tusi PIA day jahaz tay aaye ho.
Apni pehan de walima tey nahi.
Moral: Airhostess Faisalabad di si..




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Dil vich teri yaad sajjna
Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna
Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi
Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna




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Boy: "I Love U" ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!




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me mangi se maut rabb toh,
usne menu pyaar ch pa ditta..




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Jina Chahunde haan per Zindagi raas nahi aundi,
Marna chahunde haan per Maut saday paas nahi aundi,
Bahut Udaas haan asin is Zindagi toun,
Teri Yaad vi te Tarponoun ton baaz nahi aundi,

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