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According to Wikipedia, Sardar is a Punjabi, Persian and Hindi word usually used to mean a male follower of the Sikh faith. The word's cognate in Persian, Sirdar,means commander. Literally sar means "head" while dar means "holder" in Persian. Thus, the term Sardar may also mean a military or political leader, comparable to the English chieftain.The word may convey several meanings, often associated with military authority. Sardars are very famous in India for their bravery, courage, and also for their fun loving nature.Jokes on Sardars are very popular in India. Here are some Sardar jokes for your amusement. Browse jokesprank.com for more funny jokes of sardar.

Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower
when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower.
Sardarji says "Yes". "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a
ladder." The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for
several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken. On the next day the
Sardarji is again walking along the same street and the same man asks
him to buy the clock. "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a
ladder." The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says "I am not a fool.
This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder."


One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America.
A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing?"
Singh answered, " No, I am Banta Singh."
Another guy came and asked the him the same question.
Singh answered, "No! No! Me Banta Singh!"
A third person came and asked him the same question again.
Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun.
He went up to him and asked, "Are you Relaxing?"
The other Singh was a lot more educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing."
The Singh slapped him on his face and said,
"Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and your are sitting over here!"

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Two Singhs were sitting outside a clinic.
One of them was crying like hell.
So the other asked, "Why are you crying?"
The first one replied, "I came here for blood test"
Second one asked, "So? Are you afraid ?"
First one replied, "No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger"
Hearing this the second one started crying & screaming.
The first one was astonished and asked other, "Why are you crying?"
The other replied, "I have come for my urine test."

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Sardarji calls Air India.
"How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the rep.
"Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up.

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Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer space.
The ground control issues commands
"Rubi!"
"Woof!"
"Press the red button."
"Woof! Woof!"
"Moti!"
"Woof!"
"Press the white button."
"Woof! Woof!"
"Sardarji!"
"Woof."
"Stop barking, feed the dogs and don't touch anything!"

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Two Sardarjis are in a railway station.
"Can I take this train to Ludhiana?" asks the first.
"No," answers the RR man.
"Can I?" asks the second Sardarji.

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Two Sardarjis went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some
sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
"You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner.
So the two swapped their sandwiches.

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Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching
high and low all around his living room.

Jasmeet: "What are you searching for?"
Santa: "Hidden cameras!"
Jasmeet: "And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?"
Santa: "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few
minutes he keeps saying, 'You are watching the Star World channel'.
How does he know that?"

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One train which was going peacefully on the rail-tracks suddenly deviated from the tracks and went to the fields nearby and then came back on the tracks.

The passengers were horrified.

On the next Railway station the driver was caught. He was found to be a Sardar.

He was questioned. He explained that there was a man standing on the tracks and he was not moving from there even after lots of honks etc.

Then authorities questioned : Sardarji are you mad! just to save life of one person you put life of so many passengers under danger. You should have overran that person.

Sardar said : Exactly, that is what i also decided, but this idiot started running towards the field when the train came very close.

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Sardar with brain
Through the center of Lahore there's the new Indo-Pak train speeding
along (Samjhuata Express or whatever - which goes between India and Pak.

In one compartment of the train there are four people. A beautiful
vivacious young woman, an old matronly woman, a Pakistani soldier, and
our own Santa Singh. Suddenly the train goes through a tunnel.
It is completely dark.
Then is heard a loud kiss and an equally powerful slap.
When the train exits the tunnel, the Pakistani soldier is holding the
side of his face, and Santa Singh is grinning his face off. The old
matronly woman thinks : "Now that's a fine young woman, the Pakistani
soldier tries to steal a kiss in the tunnel and the lady slaps him one!"

The young woman is thinking : "Now that's a strange Pakistani soldier,
he'd rather kiss that old hag than me."

The Pakistani soldier is thinking : "Now that's a smart Indian, he
steals the kiss and I get slapped."

And Santa Singh is thinking : "Gee I'm smart! We go through the
tunnel, I kiss the back of my hand and get away with slapping a
Pakistani soldier."

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