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A man was talking to his friend about what to do for his 50th wedding anniversary
Posted on 17 October 2011 Comments Off
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A man was talking to his friend about what to do for his 50th wedding anniversary. The friend asked, “What did you do for your 25th?”
He said, “I took my wife to Hawaii.”
The friend then asked, “What are you thinking about for your 50th?”
He said, “Well I was thinking of bringing her back.”
A man and woman were recently celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary
Posted on 17 October 2011 Comments Off
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A man and woman were recently celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.
While cutting the cake, the wife was moved after seeing her husband’s eyes fill with tears.
The wife took his arm, and looked at him affectionately.
“I never knew you were so sentimental.” she whispered.
“No . . . No . . .” he said, choking back his tears, “That’s not it at all. Remember when your father found us in the barn and told me to either marry you or spend the next 50 years in jail?”
“Yes,” the wife replied. “I remember it like yesterday.”
“Well,” said the husband, “Today I would have be a free man.”
Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job
Posted on 17 October 2011 Comments Off
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Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job.
“Why did the boss fire you? the friend asked in surprise.
“Oh,” Peter said, “You know how bosses are. They stand around with their hands in their pockets watching everybody else work.”
“We all know that,” replied his friend. “But why did he let you go?”
“Jealousy,” answered Pete. “All the other workers thought I was the boss.”

A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.
Posted on 07 February 2011 Comments Off
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A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.
Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ??
Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Hitler says,
Posted on 07 February 2011 Comments (233)
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Hitler says,
There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na
Sardar was busy removing
Posted on 07 February 2011 Comments (430)
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Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler
Interviewer: Where were you born?
Posted on 07 February 2011 Comments Off
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Interviewer: Where were you born?
Sardar: Punjab.
Interviewer: Which part?
Sardar: What which part, whole body was born in Punjab. “;-)
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
Posted on 07 February 2011 Comments (331)
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A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
I have the job
Posted on 25 March 2010 Comments (267)
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I have the job
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
Girlfriends
Posted on 25 March 2010 Comments (542)
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Girlfriends
Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have

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..
.Kiya krta



kanjr jo tha.Don't mind kanjr hahaha ha


  By: Saqlain
Meri apse guzarish ha k ap muj ko good m
Meri apse guzarish ha k ap muj ko good morning wale sms ne send kiya krna
.



.Sms ke bajiye halwa puri snd kr diya krna


  By: Saqlain
NAAL KASNGI SANG NA KARIYE, KANNAD NOH L
NAAL KASNGI SANG NA KARIYE, KANNAD NOH LAAJ NA LAAIYE HO,
KODE KOH KADHE MITTHE NA HONDE,BHANVE LAKH MANAA GUDH PAAYIYE HO.
KAANVA DE PUTTAR KADHE HANS NAHI BANDE, BHANVE MOTI CHOGH CHUGAAIYE HO.
SAPAA DE PUTTAR MITR NA HONDE BHAANVE CHULYA DOODH PILAAYIYE HO
TAMEY KADEIN TARBOOZ NA HONDE BHANVEIN TOD MAKKE LE JAAIYE HO


  By: aqueel


A punjabi women in London, Telling 2 eng
A punjabi women in London, Telling 2 english doctor about her baby's illnes. . . Doctor My baby is ill 1week da, Na eat da na sleep da, Bus weep da e weep da.


  By: PAGALPANTI
Twade laye khobsurat hon di tarkib Pr
Twade laye khobsurat hon di tarkib

Pres down buton


Once again

Ek wari hor

Bas ik wari hor

Lo daso g, banda kadi button daban nal v khobsurat hoya?


  By: PAGALPANTI
Ek kabutar ne sante te wiath kar diti..
Ek kabutar ne sante te wiath kar diti..

Santa- O teri maa ne tenu kachha pauna ni sikhaya ?

Kabutar- saleyaa tu kachha pa ke tatti karda??


  By: PAGALPANTI
Phoolon mai Tum Khayalon mai Tum
Phoolon mai Tum


Khayalon mai Tum


Dil main Tum


Baghon main Tum


Sapnon main Tum


Yaadon main Tum



0 Tussi ghar v Benday O ke PHIRDAY E REHNDAY O.


  By: PAGALPANTI
Mubarkan hon g mubarkan Balle balle
Mubarkan hon g mubarkan

Balle balle

Haye shaawa

Chak de phatte

Aha ahaOoo...

OoOoO...Oo

Gidda paa lo bai gidda paa lo..

Mauj mana lo

Tak taka tak

Tak taka tak

Duzzz..Duzzz..

Bishken...Bishken

Totak totak totak tutian hy jamalo Hy jamalo


-Kyunke-

Bande nu hasde khelde rena chaida a


  By: PAGALPANTI
'HUSBAND: rat nu main ek movie vekhi ek
'HUSBAND: rat nu main ek movie vekhi ek churail kadi mery aggy kadi mery pechy. WIFE: keri movie vekhi?HUSBAND: appny viyah di ...


  By: PAGALPANTI
aagar apni cuzon phasaani ho tu....
aagar apni cuzon phasaani ho tu....


jab wo kitchen ma jaye tu peechay se ja k usko jhapee daaal lo

agar hans paray tu samjho phas gaye
or
agar gussa karay tu shor macha do
"baji dar gaye"
"baji dar gaye"

Punjabi Jokes Funny Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Punjabi Jokes Funny Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Punjabi Jokes Funny Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Punjabi Jokes Funny Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Punjabi Jokes Funny Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Punjabi Jokes Funny Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Punjabi Jokes Funny Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers


Punjabi Jokes Funny Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Punjabi Jokes Funny Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers


Punjabi Jokes Funny Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Punjabi Jokes Funny Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Punjabi Jokes Funny Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Punjabi Jokes Funny Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Punjabi Jokes Funny Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Punjabi Jokes Funny Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

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