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Innocent Daughter!
A girl was crying bitterly.

Mom: What happened dear?

Daughter: Mom do I look like a wicked witch?

Mom: No!

Daughter: Are my eyes big as toad?

Mom: No!

Daughter: Is my nose flat?

Mom: No baby!

Daughter: Am I fat like a bulldog?

Mom: You have a fine physique, you are a barbie doll!

Daughter: Then why people tell me that you look like your mom?

Free Christmas Tree!
My son asked me if we could have a tree this Christmas. I told him I didn't want to pay for a tree and that's that.

He wouldn't stop asking though, every five minutes he wanted to know why we couldn't have a tree. In the end I grabbed my axe and stormed out of the house. Ten minuted later I returned with an eight foot Christmas tree.

"Wow," said my son. "You cut that down quick."

"Son," I replied, "I didn't cut it down, I got it from the local shop."

He looked puzzled and said, "Why did you take the axe then?"

"I told you, I didn't want to pay for a Christmas tree."

Grandma's Home
When I stopped the bus to pick up Chris for preschool, I noticed an older woman hugging him as he left the house.

"Is that your grandmother?" I asked.

"Yes," Chris said. "She's come to visit us for Christmas."

"How nice," I said. "Where does she live?"

"At the airport," Chris replied. "Whenever we want her, we just go out there and get her."

Natural Born Citizen!
In a high school civics class, they were discussing the qualifications for becoming President of the United States. The requirements are pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born citizen and at least 35 years old.

A blonde girl in the class piped up and began complaining about how unfair it was to require the candidate to be a natural born citizen. In her opinion, that made it impossible for many qualified people to run for the office.

She went on and on, wrapping up her argument with, "What makes a natural born citizen more qualified to be President than one born by C-Section?"

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Clouds come floating into my life, no longer to carry rain or usher storm, but to add color to my sunset sky.
~ Rabindranath Tagore

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The world's largest frog (Goliath frog) can grow up to 13 inches in length and can jump up to 10 feet in a single bound.



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A friend in need is a pest indeed.

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SportsMurphy's Law of Combat:
Never forget that your weapon was manufactured by the lowest bidder!

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess: "Will you marry me ?"
The Princess said NO.

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles; went fishing and hunting; played golf; dated women half his age; drank beer and scotch; always had enough bank balance; he even left the toilet seat up and towel on the bed whenever he wanted.

The End!

Class  Rooms are like Trains.<br/>
The first 2 benches are Executive Coaches reserved for VIPs;<br/>
The middle are General Compartments;<br/>
And the last 2 are Sleeper Classes!
Class Rooms are like Trains.
The first 2 benches are Executive Coaches reserved for VIPs;
The middle are General Compartments;
And the last 2 are Sleeper Classes!

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If the great Wall of China was in India, we would have the world's longest urinal!

Some time, I have to 'Like' and 'Laugh' on 40 yrs old jokes... simply because they are sent by my female friends. And they still complain "Men don't have feelings"!

Ever since Eve gave Adam the apple, there has been a misunderstanding between the sexes about gifts!

In USA, Edison's birthday is celebrated every year by a power cut of 2 minutes.
In India, due to over respect we celebrate it daily for 4-6 hours!

Santa: I eat my salad without dressing.<br/>
Banta: For health reasons?<br/>
Santa: No. It's  because  once hungry who has the time to put on clothes.<br/>
Santa: I eat my salad without dressing.
Banta: For health reasons?
Santa: No. It's because once hungry who has the time to put on clothes.

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Yaar, Zuckerberg, if you are still into acquiring internet services that people spend enormous time on, may I suggest IRCTC!

A retired sergeant was asked: "Well, how do you like civilian life?"
"Terrible," he said gruffly, "all those people around and nobody in charge!"

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If you change the way you tell your own story, you can change the colour and create a life in technicolour.
~ Isabel Allende

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Sweden recycles so well that it has run out of garbage and now must import garbage from Norway to fuel its energy programs

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