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Ek kanjr tha wo sms parh tha
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Use pta tha k sender ne use kanjr kha ha
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Wo phir b sms parh rha tha
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.Kiya krta



kanjr jo tha.Don't mind kanjr hahaha ha


  By: Saqlain
Meri apse guzarish ha k ap muj ko good m
Meri apse guzarish ha k ap muj ko good morning wale sms ne send kiya krna
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.Sms ke bajiye halwa puri snd kr diya krna


  By: Saqlain
NAAL KASNGI SANG NA KARIYE, KANNAD NOH L
NAAL KASNGI SANG NA KARIYE, KANNAD NOH LAAJ NA LAAIYE HO,
KODE KOH KADHE MITTHE NA HONDE,BHANVE LAKH MANAA GUDH PAAYIYE HO.
KAANVA DE PUTTAR KADHE HANS NAHI BANDE, BHANVE MOTI CHOGH CHUGAAIYE HO.
SAPAA DE PUTTAR MITR NA HONDE BHAANVE CHULYA DOODH PILAAYIYE HO
TAMEY KADEIN TARBOOZ NA HONDE BHANVEIN TOD MAKKE LE JAAIYE HO


  By: aqueel


A punjabi women in London, Telling 2 eng
A punjabi women in London, Telling 2 english doctor about her baby's illnes. . . Doctor My baby is ill 1week da, Na eat da na sleep da, Bus weep da e weep da.


  By: PAGALPANTI
Twade laye khobsurat hon di tarkib Pr
Twade laye khobsurat hon di tarkib

Pres down buton


Once again

Ek wari hor

Bas ik wari hor

Lo daso g, banda kadi button daban nal v khobsurat hoya?


  By: PAGALPANTI
Ek kabutar ne sante te wiath kar diti..
Ek kabutar ne sante te wiath kar diti..

Santa- O teri maa ne tenu kachha pauna ni sikhaya ?

Kabutar- saleyaa tu kachha pa ke tatti karda??


  By: PAGALPANTI
Phoolon mai Tum Khayalon mai Tum
Phoolon mai Tum


Khayalon mai Tum


Dil main Tum


Baghon main Tum


Sapnon main Tum


Yaadon main Tum



0 Tussi ghar v Benday O ke PHIRDAY E REHNDAY O.


  By: PAGALPANTI
Mubarkan hon g mubarkan Balle balle
Mubarkan hon g mubarkan

Balle balle

Haye shaawa

Chak de phatte

Aha ahaOoo...

OoOoO...Oo

Gidda paa lo bai gidda paa lo..

Mauj mana lo

Tak taka tak

Tak taka tak

Duzzz..Duzzz..

Bishken...Bishken

Totak totak totak tutian hy jamalo Hy jamalo


-Kyunke-

Bande nu hasde khelde rena chaida a


  By: PAGALPANTI
'HUSBAND: rat nu main ek movie vekhi ek
'HUSBAND: rat nu main ek movie vekhi ek churail kadi mery aggy kadi mery pechy. WIFE: keri movie vekhi?HUSBAND: appny viyah di ...


  By: PAGALPANTI
aagar apni cuzon phasaani ho tu....
aagar apni cuzon phasaani ho tu....


jab wo kitchen ma jaye tu peechay se ja k usko jhapee daaal lo

agar hans paray tu samjho phas gaye
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agar gussa karay tu shor macha do
"baji dar gaye"
"baji dar gaye"

Duniya de dite zakhma nu ta
Category: Punjabi Sms.
Duniya de dite zakhma nu ta,
Hass hass ke mein seh lungi,
Je tu mukh mod liya sajjna,
Das tere bin bal kidan jinda reh lungi,

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Hun kaale kaale badalan vich chand labhda
Category: Punjabi Sms.
Hun kaale kaale badalan vich chand labhda,
goongiyan hawaan diyan awajaa sunda,
yaaro aase passe wasda e yaar mera,
dikhda ni ohdi khushbooan sunghda.

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Mere ne yaar, peende ne whiskey, kahaunde risky
Category: Punjabi Sms.
Mere ne yaar, peende ne whiskey, kahaunde risky,
na laine pange, koi kheh k langhe,
dooj ni chhd de, na pehla vaar,
mere ne yaar , samundro paar,
main rehgeya kalla, chaandi da chhalla!

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Mere supne Bhagat Singh Fut Fut Roya Kehnda
Category: Punjabi Sms.
Mere supne Bhagat Singh Fut Fut Roya Kehnda:
“Jede Fal mere Desh nu Lagge.. Main beej te nahi si boya…
Yaad rakhyo Desh vaasiyo.. Jo meri Kaum naal Kita Eh Changa Nahi Hoya..

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Jehdi mehar naal chalda eh jagg sara
Category: Punjabi Sms.
Jehdi mehar naal chalda eh jagg sara,
Farsh to arsh te bitha dinda je kare ohishara,
Jehne jehne sache man naal dhiyaya os rabb nu,
Har moad te mileya ohnu zindagi da sahara..!!
Waheguru Waheguru

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Jehra babal apni dhee deve
Category: Punjabi Sms.
Jehra babal apni dhee deve..
oh is ton vadd hor ki deve..
aive kise gareeb nu.. tang na kareo..
yaaro mereyo daaj di mang na kareo…yaaro daaj di mang na kareyo.
Say no for dowry.


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Os de dar vich Sukun milda e
Category: Punjabi Sms.
Os de dar vich Sukun milda e,
us di Ibadat vich Noor milda e,
jo jhuk gaya SHRI GURU GRANTH SAHIB de CHARNA vich,
Os nu sab kuch Zurur milda e.


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Golden Words By Hitler
Category: Funny Sms, Punjabi Sms, Santa-Banta Sms.
Golden Words By Hitler:
If u cant fly, run
if u cant run, walk
if u cant walk, crawl
but.. keep moving
Santa: O taa thik ae par jana kithay hai?


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Ek vari jaan mang ke te vekh
Category: Punjabi Sms.
Ek vari jaan mang ke te vekh,
kisi okhe vele yaad kar ke vekh

Je asi na aa paye te samaj jayee..
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Bike vich petrol khtam ho gaya si.

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Oh kahnde ne ki teriya akhan bahut saf ne
Category: Punjabi Sms.
Oh kahnde ne ki teriya akhan bahut saf ne
mai kuj soch k has paya.

Os bekhaber nu ki khaber c k
aksar barish to baad hi mosam nikhrda hai.
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