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Non Veg Punjabi Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Non Veg Punjabi Jokes Biography

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Santa comes bleeding.
Banta: What happened?
Santa: Jaggu hit me with hammer.
Banta: Didn't u hv anything in ur hands?
Santa: I had. Banta: What? Santa: His wife's boobs!
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Lecturer in a medical college class: Man's semen contains glucose.
One of the female students had doubt and she asks: Then why it doesn't taste sweet
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Thought for the happy life: Patni agar pati ko naukar samjhe to pati ko kya karna chahiye?
Zyada kuchh nahi... do char ghar aur pakad Lene chahiye!
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A Newly Married Couple Seeking Divorce...Judge asks Lady "Why do you want divorce?"
Lady: Despite Knowin That I'm Vegetarian, He Forces Ne To Put Meat In My Mouth!!"
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What do woman usually say after Sex?
I Luv U?
Wrong!
That was great?
Wrong again!
I Luv it?
Aray Nahi Yaar....
Sahi Jawab Hai: Suno Meri BRA PANTY Kaha Rakhi Hai.........
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What is the height of poverty?..........
When a girl is ready to get fucked for only 2 rupees....
and you have only 1 rupee!!!!
Beta: Mummy Tum Roz Papa Pe Eharh ke Jump Kyu Marti Ho?
Mummy: PAPA Ke Pait Ki Hawa Nikalne K Liye
Beta: Kia Faida Baraber Wali Aunty Muun Se Phir Hawa Bhar Deti Hai.....
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Sardar: Gand Main Dard Hay
DR: Main Hath Dalta Hon Batana Kaha Hain
Sardar: Andar Aur Andar, Aor Andar , Han Yahain
Dr : BK Tera To Gala Kharab Hai
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If you want Suck the nipple of girl ,she always say why yours mother and sister r not living in ur home .u say yes but there is not child
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Life Without fun , Sky Without Sun , Ten without One , warrior Without Gun , Batsman without run, Is all Like a Man without LuN
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Advantages of breast milk?
A) No need to boil.
B) Cat can't steal it.
C) Available in attractive containers.
D) Popular in all age groups.
E) Ek Pee Ek Free
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Gabar se ronay ki wajah poochi.....usne kaha MAA ne danta hai.... MAA se poocha tau kehti hai.... MUJH SE POOCTA HAI KITNAY AADMI THAY..
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A 50 years old man during fucking an old woman of 90, starts suckung her breasts,after 10 min the man got died, police came and make postmartum report,in report it was written that the milk was xpired.....
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A bio teacher was telling her students that for the best penetrations 6-7" PENIS IS best.
ONE OF THE GIRL ASKD HER tht wht abt 9" .
Tsaid i m telling abt NECESSITY not .
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Man marries a deaf gal. he mimes, lets make a code! if i want sex i'll squeeze ur breast, in responce u can pull my penis once for YES and 50 times for NO.
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ladki boli 200 loongi, HIL HIL k maza du gi...
ladka bola 100 doonga HIL mein khud lu ga..
ladki boli to phir ye 100 bhi bacha le aur hath se HILA le
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A Collection of Non Veg Jokes,Hindi Non Veg Jokes,Santa Banta Jokes,Punjabi Jokes,Majedar Chutkule from Net
Posted by Ali at 12:25 PM
Labels: Hindi Jokes, Mazedar Rasile Chutkule, Non Veg, Non Veg Jokes, Punjabi Jokes, Santa Banta, Sex, Sex Jokes
6 comments:

short funny jokes said...
Ha ha! keep it up. good collection.
December 5, 2009 at 6:29 AM
Hindi Shayari said...
Maine poocha chand se,
dekha hai kahi mere yaar sa haseen,
Chaand ne kaha.......
"abe ullu ke patthe itni ooperse kia ghanta dikhega!!!"

Read Hindi shayaris with English translation
December 11, 2009 at 6:48 PM
RKBHATIA said...
kuch aap hanse kuch nain hanse nainen beech faso kajro,
raat ki baat kaho sajni jub tangan beech phaso lakro..
lakro ne jab jor diya to khaat ki bahi toot gayi
nai khhat biccha li aangan mein or taang fasa li taangan mein
taang utha fir u boli
" Barso ghanshyam isi van mein..."
November 24, 2011 at 12:40 PM
Nab D said...
man, you got a good audience... why don't you sign up in adsense and get some adds onthis blog... might get you some good fortune... .$0.69 per click
and nice Collection... should look into the grammar portion a bit
December 6, 2012 at 1:05 PM
Non Veg Jokes said...
very dirty jokes... means superb jokes..
December 31, 2012 at 3:14 PM
Anonymous said...
Its not my own creation.....I read it somewhere:
ye waqt nahi hai rone ka ye waqt hai bacha hone ka
tab Kyu nahi roi thi jab mujhse chipak ke soi thi
ab jo hua hai use bharo tab to kehti thi aur karo aur karo.

Chandni raat thi wo mere saath thi
main uske upar tha wo mere niche thi
Hathon me haath the pairon me pair the
main zor laga raha tha wo awaz kar rahi thi.....
....
...
wo meri cycle thi.


aye khuda ye teri kaisi khudai
bandar ki dhui pe lipstick lagai.

hope you liked it!!


October 8, 2013 at 12:09 AM
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Non Veg Punjabi Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Non Veg Punjabi Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Non Veg Punjabi Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Non Veg Punjabi Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Non Veg Punjabi Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Non Veg Punjabi Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Non Veg Punjabi Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Non Veg Punjabi Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Non Veg Punjabi Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Non Veg Punjabi Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Non Veg Punjabi Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Non Veg Punjabi Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Non Veg Punjabi Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Non Veg Punjabi Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Non Veg Punjabi Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

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