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A man was talking to his friend about what to do for his 50th wedding anniversary
Posted on 17 October 2011 Comments Off
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A man was talking to his friend about what to do for his 50th wedding anniversary. The friend asked, “What did you do for your 25th?”
He said, “I took my wife to Hawaii.”
The friend then asked, “What are you thinking about for your 50th?”
He said, “Well I was thinking of bringing her back.”
A man and woman were recently celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary
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A man and woman were recently celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.
While cutting the cake, the wife was moved after seeing her husband’s eyes fill with tears.
The wife took his arm, and looked at him affectionately.
“I never knew you were so sentimental.” she whispered.
“No . . . No . . .” he said, choking back his tears, “That’s not it at all. Remember when your father found us in the barn and told me to either marry you or spend the next 50 years in jail?”
“Yes,” the wife replied. “I remember it like yesterday.”
“Well,” said the husband, “Today I would have be a free man.”
Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job
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Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job.
“Why did the boss fire you? the friend asked in surprise.
“Oh,” Peter said, “You know how bosses are. They stand around with their hands in their pockets watching everybody else work.”
“We all know that,” replied his friend. “But why did he let you go?”
“Jealousy,” answered Pete. “All the other workers thought I was the boss.”

A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.
Posted on 07 February 2011 Comments Off
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A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.
Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ??
Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Hitler says,
Posted on 07 February 2011 Comments (233)
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Hitler says,
There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na
Sardar was busy removing
Posted on 07 February 2011 Comments (430)
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Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler
Interviewer: Where were you born?
Posted on 07 February 2011 Comments Off
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Interviewer: Where were you born?
Sardar: Punjab.
Interviewer: Which part?
Sardar: What which part, whole body was born in Punjab. “;-)
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
Posted on 07 February 2011 Comments (331)
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A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
I have the job
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I have the job
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
Girlfriends
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Welcome to Science jokes


A lady helps her son finish the science project. Son comes back from school and says, "Sorry mom, you got a zero in science".

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A physics student proposing a chemistry Girl:

I love u more than an electron wants to attract proton.


Girl:

Oye carbon monoxide,apna conical flask jesa face lay k foran yahan sy reduce ho ja,is sey pehley k tujhey oxidise kar dun or tu reaction k qabil bhi na rahey.
Kambakht, Graphite ki aulad:-

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Chemistry ki class me.Sir ne ek ladki se pucha-What is nitrates?
Ladki ne sharmate huej awab diya, my nite rates r higher than day

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Psychiatrist's receptionist comes & says There's a man out who says he can make himself invisible.
Psychiatrist: "Tell him I can't see him right now."

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Scientist to his son: I have invented a device using which you can see through a wall.
Son: What's new about it? We already have Windows.

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Hindi Jokes Sms Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Hindi Jokes Sms Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Hindi Jokes Sms Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Hindi Jokes Sms Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Hindi Jokes Sms Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Hindi Jokes Sms Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Hindi Jokes Sms Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Hindi Jokes Sms Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Hindi Jokes Sms Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Hindi Jokes Sms Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Hindi Jokes Sms Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Hindi Jokes Sms Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Hindi Jokes Sms Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers



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