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Santa: 1 Kg Pakoda dena Halwai ne jaise
Santa: 1 Kg Pakoda dena
Halwai ne jaise hi tel me garm karke nikala
Santa: Abe kanjoos, Pani me dho k de raha hai, kuch surf sabun to daal deta


  By: Noman
GOLU Ko CHirag Milla Chirag Ragra ,
GOLU Ko CHirag Milla


Chirag Ragra , Jin Nikla ... Jin Ne Kaha 3 Wishes Batao

GOLU

1 : Aik Bara Bangla hooo

2 : Us Main Me Khub Dolat MAnd log Ho

3 : Mujhe Isme CHOWKIDAR lagwadoooo


  By: PAGALPANTI
GOU ankhay band Kar k shishee k samne be
GOU ankhay band Kar k shishee k samne betha tha..
MOLU ne pocha khan bhai kia karrahe ho..??
GOLU bola yar hum dekhraha hai k hum sota hua kesa lagta hai..


  By: PAGALPANTI


Santa kissed his girl friend in the park
Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.

Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle?

Santa: Don?t worry darling, I'm already married


  By: PAGALPANTI
Santa asked his frend,"kya tumharay unde
Santa asked his frend,"kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain?"Frend replied "No"Santa said,"tou phir taangain kahan sey daalta hai saalay..."


  By: PAGALPANTI
GOLU: oey mera shampo k sath wala gift d
GOLU: oey mera shampo k sath wala gift de,

Shopkeper: sardar g uske sath koi gift nai tha
GOLU: bakwas na kar shampo pe likha tha Dandruf Free


  By: PAGALPANTI
GOLU ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha. WHY
GOLU ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha.

WHY?

His Wife Deliverd a Baby.

Doctor sent Him SMS,

"Mubark Ho.Aap Baap Ban Gaye".

GOLU forwarded it 2 all.


  By: PAGALPANTI
Ye scooty kab li? GOLU:kal raat 1 lark
Ye scooty kab li?
GOLU:kal raat 1 larki mujhe scooty per bohot dur le gai,sab kapde uttar kar boli jo chahiye lelo,mai ne scooty le li,kapro ka mai kya karta.


  By: PAGALPANTI
Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hai
Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain.

Banta child - how?

Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakar lete hain


  By: PAGALPANTI
Santa : People consider me as a "GOD" B
Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD ! U have came again..


  By: PAGALPANTI


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The Princess said NO.

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles; went fishing and hunting; played golf; dated women half his age; drank beer and scotch; always had enough bank balance; he even left the toilet seat up and towel on the bed whenever he wanted.

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Class  Rooms are like Trains.<br/>
The first 2 benches are Executive Coaches reserved for VIPs;<br/>
The middle are General Compartments;<br/>
And the last 2 are Sleeper Classes!
Class Rooms are like Trains.
The first 2 benches are Executive Coaches reserved for VIPs;
The middle are General Compartments;
And the last 2 are Sleeper Classes!

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If the great Wall of China was in India, we would have the world's longest urinal!

Some time, I have to 'Like' and 'Laugh' on 40 yrs old jokes... simply because they are sent by my female friends. And they still complain "Men don't have feelings"!

Ever since Eve gave Adam the apple, there has been a misunderstanding between the sexes about gifts!

In USA, Edison's birthday is celebrated every year by a power cut of 2 minutes.
In India, due to over respect we celebrate it daily for 4-6 hours!

Santa: I eat my salad without dressing.<br/>
Banta: For health reasons?<br/>
Santa: No. It's  because  once hungry who has the time to put on clothes.<br/>
Santa: I eat my salad without dressing.
Banta: For health reasons?
Santa: No. It's because once hungry who has the time to put on clothes.

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Yaar, Zuckerberg, if you are still into acquiring internet services that people spend enormous time on, may I suggest IRCTC!

A retired sergeant was asked: "Well, how do you like civilian life?"
"Terrible," he said gruffly, "all those people around and nobody in charge!"

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Santa Banta Sms Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Santa Banta Sms Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Santa Banta Sms Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Santa Banta Sms Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Santa Banta Sms Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Santa Banta Sms Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Santa Banta Sms Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Santa Banta Sms Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Santa Banta Sms Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Santa Banta Sms Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Santa Banta Sms Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Santa Banta Sms Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Santa Banta Sms Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Santa Banta Sms Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Santa Banta Sms Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

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