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Dirty Punjabi Jokes Biography

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Girl's positive response        

boy: main tere waste bangles lake aaya haan

Girl: tu hi puwade hun

Boy: je menu tera response pata hunda ta main panti lake aunda

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9 months baad        

Kharido scooty, chuko beauty,
piyo fruity. lajao usnu ooty,

utaro usdi nighty, karo apni duty,

9 mahine baaad palo ik cuti

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Kahani ballons di        

Boy: Breast wal ishara karke bolya
Ma: eh ki hai
Ma: Beta eh ballon han.
Boy: te ma massi de wadde kyun ne
ma: Tu kado dekhe
Boy: Jado papa ohna ch hawa bhar rahe si

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badiyan ageeb Ladhkiyan        

ye ladkiya v badiyan ageeb hundiyan ne
Gal gal te tufan khadha kar dendiyan ne,
kuch na karo tao muh fula lendiyan ne.
kuch kar do te pet fula lendiyan ne.

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Teri maa di        

Pahari
Humare Paharon Ma
"I Luv U" Bolo Tu Awaaz Aata Ha
"Luv U. Luv U"

Punjabi:
Ae Keri Gal Ae
Saaday Pind Vich Awaz Maro
"Teri Maa Di."
Te Vapas Awaz Aandi Ae
"Teri Pehen Di"
"Teri Niki Di"
“Teri Waddi Di”..

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Hun darr khatam        

Larki : Una dina ch kafi darr lagda hai darr lagta tha Nachna,
Gana,

Khailna,
Koodna,

uff…
Bahar jana.

Gille pan da darr….
Phir menu milya bus RS 25/= wich
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MOBILE COVER.

hun barish de dina ch wi mobile naal rakh sakde ho

achha socho

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Positive socho        


Ik indian ladki di french man naal shaadi ho gayi te paris chali gayi usnu french nahin si aandi, hun daso je usne restaurent wich chicken leg peice khana si ta : apni skirt utte chukki te ishara kar dita

Hun market cho banana kharidna si te husband nu naal la gayi socho kyun?


Kyun ke usnu french aandi si

Positive socho

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Supne da masala        

Teacher: sonia tera sapna ki hai/

Sonia: chand te chadhna

Teacher: rahul tera: Sonia te chadhnaBotel
1 Sardar Ne USA K Bar Me Lady Ka Putla Dekha, Jis K Munh Me Paise Daalne Aur Mummay Dabane Se Uski Phudi Se Botal Nikal Aati Thi.
Ghar Aa K Usne BV K Mouh Me Peaise Daal K Zor Se Mummay Daba Diye.
BV Ka Peeshab nikal gaya.
Sardar:
Teri Bhen Nu Lun,
Bhen Chod,
Botal Ander He Tor Ditti.
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Clean Shave
Aik Sardar ne Sikhni Ka Rape kia, She Said ” Hunn Main Raula
Paawangi”
Sardar Says” Raula teh Hunn Main paawan ga
Utton Sikhni tay Thaloo clean Shave.
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Tooth Paste
Sardar sharab p k BV k (bund) pe kiss pe kiss kiye ja rha tha k
Bv ki hawa nikal gai.
Sardar, BV se bola:
Sohnyo Kadi tooth paste v kar lya karo..
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HARAMI BACHA


HARAMI BACHA !!
Ek pati patni ko sex karna tha ..
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Unhone unke 5 saal ke bete ko bola
? beta balcony
me khade ho jaa aur coloney me kya chalraha hai wo dek ke batata reh
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?Beta shru ho gaya -
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~ ?sharma ji subji laa rahe hai,
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~ verma ji scooter start kar rahe hai,
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~ bacche cricket khel rahe hai,
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~ shukla ji unki dukan sambhal rahe hai,
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$ chotu ki maa chud rahi hai..
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?Baap: ?bhainchod tujhe kaise pata..?
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?Beta: ? wo bhi meri tarah balcony me khada hai...!! :-P

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Mujhe Gas ki problem hy
Old Lady to Doctor:
Mujhe Gas ki problem hy per achi baat ye hy k meri gas main na Boo aati hy na Awaz. Ap k office main b 20 dafa gas chor chuki hn per kisi ko pata nai chala..

Doc: Ye Dawa lain aur 1 week baad aayen..

1 week baad

Old Lady: Ap ne mujhe kia dawa de di? meri gas main ab b awaz nai

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