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Aik perley darge ke sust-ul-wajood shaks ne apne aik dost se kaha. Bhai meri to hamesha qudrat ne madad ki hai.
Sust aadmi bola.
Main ne kuch darakht girane ka program banaya tha ka toofan aagia aur kuch darakht gir gia is kay baad mujhe kura karkat ke dher ko jalana tha kay aasmani bijli karki aur kura karkat kay dher khud ba khud jal kar rakh ho gia.
Ab kia program hai.
Dost ne sust-ul-wajood se pucha.
Mera program zameen se aaloo gajarain nikalne ka hai aur main is kam ke liye zalzaley ka muntazir hon.
Musafir (Gard se): gard saheb kia gari chalne mein itna waqt hai keh main chaye pi aayon.
Gard: is kay yakeen dilane kay liye mein khud aap ke sath chal sakta hon chaye pine kay liye.
Aik aadmi ko buhat pias lagi huyi thi. Woh aik sharbat walay kay pas gia aur kaha mujhay aik glass sharbat do. Phir kaha meri larayi honay wali hai.
Sharbat walay nay dheyan nahi dia aur sharbat ka glass pesh kia.
Woh aadmi sharbat pi kar bola. Mujhay aik glass sharbat aur do meri larayi honay wali hai.
Sharbat walay nay suna magar kuch kaha nahi. Phir is nay kaha.
Sharbat walay nay tisra glass bhi dia aur jab is nay sharbat pi lia to is nay pucha aap ki kis say larayi honay wali hai.
Is aadmi nay kaha. Tum say kiun keh meray pas denay kay liye sharbat kay paisay nahi hain.
Bhikari nay aik aadmi say kaha:khanay ko kuch mil sakta hai?
Is aadmi nay poocha:kal ka salan khalo gay?
Bhikari nay kaha: Ji han koi harj nahi.
Is aadmi nay kaha: acha to phir kal aajana, aaj to kuch nahi hai.
More Sharing ServicesShare on emailShare on facebookShare on twitterShare on favorites Q: What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome? A: Pull down its genes. Q: What do you call the leader of a biology gang? A: The Nucleus Q: How do you make a hormone? A: Don’t pay her. Q: How do you tell the gender of a person? A: You pull there genes down. Q: Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? A: He was a man of many cultures. Q: What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? A: Designer jeans. Q: How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale. Q: What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? A: Mitosis Q: How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? A: An itsy bitsy book. Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexics Association Q: What do you call a cab which provides drug therapy? 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Q: How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement. Q: Why are environmentalists bad at playing cards? A: They like to avoid the flush. Q: Did you hear the one about the recycling family of triplets? A: Polly, Ethel and Ian Biology the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division. When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire. Why do noses run but feet smell? It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats. Life is a sexually transmitted disease. Psychic Hotline A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?" "No," says his advisor, "in her biology class." Zoo An unemployed biologist from Roche pharmaceuticals was having considerable difficulty in finding a new job. He finally saw an add in a local newspaper for a position at a zoo. In the interview, the manager told him that their only gorilla, which had been a star attraction, had recently died, and it would be sometime before they could replace it. Meanwhile, they needed someone to dress up as a gorilla and pretend to be the animal. The biologist was quite embarrassed, but, being desperate for money, he accepted the job. The next day, the biologist put on a gorilla skin and headgear and entered a cage from a rear entrance. Visitors smiled at him and threw bread. After a while, the biologist really got into the act. He jumped up and down, beat his chest and roared as people cheered. The following day, the biologist entered the wrong cage by accident and found himself staring at a lion. The lion roared and rushed toward him. The scared biologist turned and ran, while screaming, "Help! Help!" The lion leaped onto the gorilla, knocked him to the ground and whispered in his ear, "Hey, it's me Howard, your former co-worker. Shut up or we'll both lose our jobs!" Human Body The teacher asks, "Flora, what part of the human body increases ten times when excited?" Flora blushes and says, "That’s disgusting, I won’t even answer that question." The teacher calls on Johnny: "What part of the human body increases ten times when excited?" "That’s easy," says Johnny. "It’s the pupil of the eye." "Very good, Johnny," responds the teacher. "That’s correct." She then turns to Flora and says, "First, you didn’t do your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, you’re in for a BIG disappointment." Doing It Biologists do it with clones. Botanists do it in the bushes. Zoologists do it with animals. Organic Vegetables A woman called her husband during the day and asked him to pick up some organic vegetables for that night’s dinner on his way home. The husband arrived at the store and began to search all over for organic vegetables before finally asking the produce guy where they were. The produce guy didn’t know what he was talking about, so the husband said: "These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with poisonous chemicals?" To which the produce guy replied, "No, sir, you will have to do that yourself." Biologist's Garden Once there was a beautiful biologist who loved to work in her vegetable garden, but no matter what she did, she couldn't get her genetically enhanced tomatoes to ripen. Admiring her neighbor's garden, which had beautiful bright red organic tomatoes, she went one day and inquired of him his secret. "It's really quite simple," the old man explained. "Twice each day, in the morning and in the evening, I expose myself in front of the tomatoes and they turn red with embarrassment." Desperate for the perfect garden, she tried his advice and