Funny Jokes In Punjabi Of Santa Banta BiographySource(Google.com.pk)
Santa Ik Wari Nadi Ch Digg Peya
Te Oh Paani Ch Dubban Lagda Ae,
Fer Oh HadBadanda Te Dubda-Dubda Hoya
Ik Machi Nu Fad K Bahr Sutt Dinda Ae
Te Kehnda Ke Saliye Main Te Marna Ee Ae
Chal Tu Te Apni Jaan Bcha Lai… :D
SANTA ek bar beach par gaya to lok us se push ne lage ki,
ARE YOU RELAXING?
Aur SANTA bola ki NO I AM SANTA.
to SANTE ne dekha ki ek admi ro raha tha to SANTE ne kaha ki,
ARE YOU RELAXING?
Aur admi ne kaha ki YES, I AM RELAXING to SANTE ne jor se
uske gaal par thappad mareya?
aur admi ne kaha ki WHY ARE YOU SLAPING ME?
aur sante ne kaha ki sari beach par lok tujhe dund rehe he aur tu yaha
Custmer: teri majh di 1 akh ta khrab hai, fer v tu isde 25 hzar rupye mang
Santa: tenu majh dudh peen layi chahidi hai ya nain-matakka karn
- Raman Sandhu
Santa: Main Kal Tainu Kinne Vaar Phone Milaya,
Par Tu Kyu Nai Chakkeya?
Banta: Kyun Chakku Phone? Kal Main Jehda RS. 30/- Deke Gana
Lavaya Hai Oh Ki Tera Peyo Sunega…
Ik Navi Jehi Bus Vich College Di Sari Kudiyan Chad Gayi,
Te Bus Full Ho Gayi…
Conductor: No More, No More Please.
Santa: Sala, Morniya, Morniya Chadha Layiyan Te Hun Sadi Vaari Kehenda No More, No More.
Wife Ne Kurti Kaddi,
Fer Madhosh Nazran Naal Sante Vall Dekhde Hoye
Apni Salwar Laahndi Hoyi Kehan Laggi,
“Pata Hai Na, Ajj Ki Karna Hai?”
Santa: Saali, Main Ajj Raat Nu Kapde Nahi Dhowanga…
Santa to Banta: Yaar Tera Kutta Taan Bande Jeha Lagda Hai, Ki Khawaunda Hai Ehnu?
Banta: Eh Mera Beta Hai, Kutta Nahi, CA Kar Reha Hai, Aur Exam Chal Rahe Ne,
Es Karke Sakl Kutte Jehi Ho Gayi Hai…
Ik Din Santa Mandir Gya
Lok Bhajan Ga Rhe C:
“Darshan De Gariban Nu, Darshan De Gariban Nu”…
Sante Di Nuh Da Na “Darshan Rani” Si
Santa Nu Gussa Aa Gya
Te Oh Bhi Bhajan Gaaun Lagga
“Darshan Mere Munde Di Bahu,
Oh Ta Mere Munde Di Rhu , Baki Gal Nasiban Di, Evein Kiven Gariban Di”
Santa & Banta Saffar Te Ja Rhe See
Raste Wichoh Raat Ho Gye
Te Oh Tent Lga Ke So Gye
Raat Nu Banta Di Akh Khuli
Ohne Santa Nu Jaga Ke Kiha Asman Wal Dekh Ke Dass Tainu Ki Nazar Aa
Riha Hai Santa Boliya Bhut Sare Sittare
Banta Is To Ki Patta Lagda Hai
Santa: Assman Bhut Hi Khubsurat Hai Te Roshni B Hai
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Santa Banta Jokes
Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
Banta asked: What are you doing?
Santa: Drying sweat
Santa – My wife died yesterday.I’m trying to cry but tears are not come out, what to do?
Banta – No Problem. Just Imagine she Came Back.
After Eating Fish Santa Don’t Drink Water because
He Feared That Fish Will Start Swimming In His Stomach.
Santa: I’ve Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespeare.
Banta: William Shakespeare Is Dead, Stupid.
Santa: No Wonder He Hasn’t Replied As Well.
Policeman: Why Are You Driving On The Sidewalk?
Santa: It’s Too Dangerous To Drive On Street, Alot Of Accidents Are Happening Now A Days.
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaari.
Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next… Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
Teacher to Santa: is line ki English banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gaya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan…
Santa and Banta were watching a cricket match. When Dhoni hits a boundary.
Banta: Kya Goal mara.
Santa: Raha Na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal is mein nahin cricket mein hota hai
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope
Santa Singh was observing him, Suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa Singh shouted,
“Kya nishana lagaya hai.
Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.
Because Doctor has advised him: ‘Aaj Light Khana hai.
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I’ve seen your password.
It’s ****. Sant: You are wrong. It’s 1394.
Santa walks into a library & says, “Can I have a burger and coke?” Librarian, “I’m sorry, this is a library.”
Santa whispers, “Can I have a burger & fries?”
Banta asked Santa: Why ManMohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Santa: Very simple, because He is PM not AM
Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes five days ago, he hasn’t come back yet!
Santa: Why don’t you cook something else.
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa you will die.
Santa: You will die because haven’t you heard train is coming on platform?
Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide to use pigeons.
One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.
Santa : Among My Four Sons Three are Engineers
Santa : Useles, Don’t Study, Became A Barber
Friend: Why ,Don’t you Throw Him Out ?
Santa : Because He is the Only One Who Earns.
Santa: Doctor,This Medicine
Is Not Available At Any Medical Store.”
Doctor: Oh Sorry,
I Forgot To Write The Medicine.
That Was My Signature.
Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.?
Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8.
Santa: Thank God I Have Only 6 Children..!!
Santa:I made my son fool
Santa:Last night,he stole all my money and spent it
Banta:But how u fooled him?
Santa: I was awoken but didnt stop him!
Banta : Why Is The Police Nicknamed “The Heart Of The Country”?
Santa : It Beats, Beats, Beats.
Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That?
Santa: Tipu Sultan?s Skeleton.
Tourist: And Smaller Skeleton Next To It?
Santa: Tipu?s When He Was Child.
Santa Was In Shopping Store.
Salesman: Sir Would you Like To Use A Pocket Calculator?
Santa:- No Thanks. I Know How Many Pockets I Have.