Sunday, 16 March 2014

Punjabi Sms Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Punjabi Sms Jokes Biography

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Duniya de dite zakhma nu ta
Category: Punjabi Sms.
Duniya de dite zakhma nu ta,
Hass hass ke mein seh lungi,
Je tu mukh mod liya sajjna,
Das tere bin bal kidan jinda reh lungi,

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Hun kaale kaale badalan vich chand labhda
Category: Punjabi Sms.
Hun kaale kaale badalan vich chand labhda,
goongiyan hawaan diyan awajaa sunda,
yaaro aase passe wasda e yaar mera,
dikhda ni ohdi khushbooan sunghda.

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Mere ne yaar, peende ne whiskey, kahaunde risky
Category: Punjabi Sms.
Mere ne yaar, peende ne whiskey, kahaunde risky,
na laine pange, koi kheh k langhe,
dooj ni chhd de, na pehla vaar,
mere ne yaar , samundro paar,
main rehgeya kalla, chaandi da chhalla!

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Mere supne Bhagat Singh Fut Fut Roya Kehnda
Category: Punjabi Sms.
Mere supne Bhagat Singh Fut Fut Roya Kehnda:
“Jede Fal mere Desh nu Lagge.. Main beej te nahi si boya…
Yaad rakhyo Desh vaasiyo.. Jo meri Kaum naal Kita Eh Changa Nahi Hoya..

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Jehdi mehar naal chalda eh jagg sara
Category: Punjabi Sms.
Jehdi mehar naal chalda eh jagg sara,
Farsh to arsh te bitha dinda je kare ohishara,
Jehne jehne sache man naal dhiyaya os rabb nu,
Har moad te mileya ohnu zindagi da sahara..!!
Waheguru Waheguru

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Jehra babal apni dhee deve
Category: Punjabi Sms.
Jehra babal apni dhee deve..
oh is ton vadd hor ki deve..
aive kise gareeb nu.. tang na kareo..
yaaro mereyo daaj di mang na kareo…yaaro daaj di mang na kareyo.
Say no for dowry.


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Os de dar vich Sukun milda e
Category: Punjabi Sms.
Os de dar vich Sukun milda e,
us di Ibadat vich Noor milda e,
jo jhuk gaya SHRI GURU GRANTH SAHIB de CHARNA vich,
Os nu sab kuch Zurur milda e.


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Golden Words By Hitler
Category: Funny Sms, Punjabi Sms, Santa-Banta Sms.
Golden Words By Hitler:
If u cant fly, run
if u cant run, walk
if u cant walk, crawl
but.. keep moving
Santa: O taa thik ae par jana kithay hai?


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Ek vari jaan mang ke te vekh
Category: Punjabi Sms.
Ek vari jaan mang ke te vekh,
kisi okhe vele yaad kar ke vekh

Je asi na aa paye te samaj jayee..
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Bike vich petrol khtam ho gaya si.

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Oh kahnde ne ki teriya akhan bahut saf ne
Category: Punjabi Sms.
Oh kahnde ne ki teriya akhan bahut saf ne
mai kuj soch k has paya.

Os bekhaber nu ki khaber c k
aksar barish to baad hi mosam nikhrda hai.
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A man was talking to his friend about what to do for his 50th wedding anniversary
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A man was talking to his friend about what to do for his 50th wedding anniversary. The friend asked, “What did you do for your 25th?”
He said, “I took my wife to Hawaii.”
The friend then asked, “What are you thinking about for your 50th?”
He said, “Well I was thinking of bringing her back.”
A man and woman were recently celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary
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A man and woman were recently celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.
While cutting the cake, the wife was moved after seeing her husband’s eyes fill with tears.
The wife took his arm, and looked at him affectionately.
“I never knew you were so sentimental.” she whispered.
“No . . . No . . .” he said, choking back his tears, “That’s not it at all. Remember when your father found us in the barn and told me to either marry you or spend the next 50 years in jail?”
“Yes,” the wife replied. “I remember it like yesterday.”
“Well,” said the husband, “Today I would have be a free man.”
Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job
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Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job.
“Why did the boss fire you? the friend asked in surprise.
“Oh,” Peter said, “You know how bosses are. They stand around with their hands in their pockets watching everybody else work.”
“We all know that,” replied his friend. “But why did he let you go?”
“Jealousy,” answered Pete. “All the other workers thought I was the boss.”

A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.
Posted on 07 February 2011 Comments Off
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A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.
Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ??
Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Hitler says,
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Hitler says,
There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na
Sardar was busy removing
Posted on 07 February 2011 Comments (430)
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Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.

Punjabi Sms Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Punjabi Sms Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Punjabi Sms Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Punjabi Sms Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Punjabi Sms Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Punjabi Sms Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Punjabi Sms Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Punjabi Sms Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Punjabi Sms Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Punjabi Sms Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Punjabi Sms Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Punjabi Sms Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Punjabi Sms Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Punjabi Sms Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Punjabi Sms Jokes Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

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