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A man was talking to his friend about what to do for his 50th wedding anniversary
Posted on 17 October 2011 Comments Off
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A man was talking to his friend about what to do for his 50th wedding anniversary. The friend asked, “What did you do for your 25th?”
He said, “I took my wife to Hawaii.”
The friend then asked, “What are you thinking about for your 50th?”
He said, “Well I was thinking of bringing her back.”
A man and woman were recently celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary
Posted on 17 October 2011 Comments Off
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A man and woman were recently celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.
While cutting the cake, the wife was moved after seeing her husband’s eyes fill with tears.
The wife took his arm, and looked at him affectionately.
“I never knew you were so sentimental.” she whispered.
“No . . . No . . .” he said, choking back his tears, “That’s not it at all. Remember when your father found us in the barn and told me to either marry you or spend the next 50 years in jail?”
“Yes,” the wife replied. “I remember it like yesterday.”
“Well,” said the husband, “Today I would have be a free man.”
Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job
Posted on 17 October 2011 Comments Off
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Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job.
“Why did the boss fire you? the friend asked in surprise.
“Oh,” Peter said, “You know how bosses are. They stand around with their hands in their pockets watching everybody else work.”
“We all know that,” replied his friend. “But why did he let you go?”
“Jealousy,” answered Pete. “All the other workers thought I was the boss.”
A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.
Posted on 07 February 2011 Comments Off
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A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.
Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ??
Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Hitler says,
Posted on 07 February 2011 Comments (233)
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Hitler says,
There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na
Sardar was busy removing
Posted on 07 February 2011 Comments (430)
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Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler
Interviewer: Where were you born?
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Interviewer: Where were you born?
Sardar: Punjab.
Interviewer: Which part?
Sardar: What which part, whole body was born in Punjab. “;-)
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
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A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
I have the job
Posted on 25 March 2010 Comments (267)
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I have the job
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
Girlfriends
Posted on 25 March 2010 Comments (542)
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Girlfriends
Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have
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Aik perley darge ke sust-ul-wajood shaks ne apne aik dost se kaha. Bhai meri to hamesha qudrat ne madad ki hai.
Kaise?
Sust aadmi bola.
Main ne kuch darakht girane ka program banaya tha ka toofan aagia aur kuch darakht gir gia is kay baad mujhe kura karkat ke dher ko jalana tha kay aasmani bijli karki aur kura karkat kay dher khud ba khud jal kar rakh ho gia.
Ab kia program hai.
Dost ne sust-ul-wajood se pucha.
Mera program zameen se aaloo gajarain nikalne ka hai aur main is kam ke liye zalzaley ka muntazir hon.
Musafir (Gard se): gard saheb kia gari chalne mein itna waqt hai keh main chaye pi aayon.
Gard: is kay yakeen dilane kay liye mein khud aap ke sath chal sakta hon chaye pine kay liye.
Aik aadmi ko buhat pias lagi huyi thi. Woh aik sharbat walay kay pas gia aur kaha mujhay aik glass sharbat do. Phir kaha meri larayi honay wali hai.
Sharbat walay nay dheyan nahi dia aur sharbat ka glass pesh kia.
Woh aadmi sharbat pi kar bola. Mujhay aik glass sharbat aur do meri larayi honay wali hai.
Sharbat walay nay suna magar kuch kaha nahi. Phir is nay kaha.
Sharbat walay nay tisra glass bhi dia aur jab is nay sharbat pi lia to is nay pucha aap ki kis say larayi honay wali hai.
Is aadmi nay kaha. Tum say kiun keh meray pas denay kay liye sharbat kay paisay nahi hain.
Bhikari nay aik aadmi say kaha:khanay ko kuch mil sakta hai?
Is aadmi nay poocha:kal ka salan khalo gay?
Bhikari nay kaha: Ji han koi harj nahi.
Is aadmi nay kaha: acha to phir kal aajana, aaj to kuch nahi hai.
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