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Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of IPL and T20...

Same rules should be applied in Exams too!

1. Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.

2. Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.

3. Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.

4. Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.

5. Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.

Best wishes & best of luck for exams.
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Wife Calls Hubby...
Wife: Khana kha liya?

Husband: Khana kha liya?

Wife: Batao na.

Husband: Batao na.

Wife: Pleaseee... batao na.

Husband: Pleaseee..... batao na.

Wife: Achcha ji! Meri naqal?

Husband: Achcha ji! Meri naqal?

Wife: I Love U!!!

Husband: Haan yaar, khana kha liya maine...
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Books Which Have No Content
The Code of Ethics for Lawyers

The Australian Book of Foreplay

The Book of Motivated Postal Workers

Americans' Guide to Etiquette

Royal Family's Guide to Good Marriages

Cultured Places to Travel in the USA

Bill Clinton: A Portrait of Integrity

George Bush: Man of Peace

Contraception, by Pope John Paul II

Cooking Gourmet Dishes With Tofu

The Complete Guide to Catholic Sex

The Wit and Wisdom of Dan Quayle

Consumer Marketing Ethics

John Howard: The Wild Years

Popular Lawyers

Career Opportunities for History majors

Everything Men Know about Women

Great Women Drives of Today

Home Built Airplanes, by John Denver

Things I Love About Bill, by Hillary Clinton

My Life's Memories, by Ronald Reagan

Things I can't Afford, by Bill Gates
Miscellaneous
We Indians are Unique...
1. Every Indian bachelor wants to marry a fair girl.

2. When the doorbell rings, a male or kid goes to open the door and the females run for their dupatta. So, keep ur friends close but your dupatta closer.

3. Picking up/dropping a relative (airport/railway stn) is an important family affair. Railway stns are like a stroll in the park.

4. Every teenage girls first crush is Dhoni or Virat Kholi. Mothers approve!! Mothers dont approve film stars though!

5. We thrive on street food and we dont get sick.

6. Every indian mother has 2 careers... working/housewife + Match making.

7. We have all had secret boyfriends/girlfriends. We dint care about them cheating on us but we dreaded getting caught by each others parents.

8. Indian girls have 3 type of brothers.... Real brother, cousin brother, Rakhee brother. Every indian guy is definitely somebodys rakhee brother!

9. The bride MUST cry at her Vidai. A bride has no business looking happy.

10. We go on cleaning sprees only during diwali/Christmas or when we have guests coming over.

11. However old we are, our parenrs need to know every detail of our schedule. Daily. No excuses. No exemption.

12. When indian parents buy tickets, every child becomes under 12. Getting a half ticket is a huge victory!

13. If we live in another city and dont call our mom daily , she'll freak out and call all our friends to make sure we are alive.

14. We get embarrassed in front of our parents even when the word "sex" is written on a form to specify gender.

15. No other nationality can beat indians in bargaining. "Chalo bhaiya . Na tera na mera. Itne paise theek hain."

16. No matter if we are Convent educated. When we are actually angry, we switch to highly effective, dirty, Hindi swear words.

16. We spend more time talking to guests at the door when they are leaving than while sitting in the living room.

17. Why to change the remote batteries when u can just slap the shit out of the remote and make it work?

18. Meeting a person with the same surname is like finding a long lost twin.
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Clouds come floating into my life, no longer to carry rain or usher storm, but to add color to my sunset sky.
~ Rabindranath Tagore

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Sweden recycles so well that it has run out of garbage and now must import garbage from Norway to fuel its energy programs.



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A friend in need is a pest indeed.

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