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Latifay in Urdu:

Officer: kia tum mot kay baad zindagi par yaqeen rakhtay ho?
Servent: ji bilkul janab!

Officer : kal jab tum chutti lay kar apnay dada kay janaza par gaye the to tumhari talash mein yahan aaye the.

Aik basti mein kisi ko namaz parhni nahi aati thi. Kisi duray shehar say molwi namaz parhanay aaya tha. Aik darakht key nichay namaz parhanay khara hua to aik titya is molwi ki qameez mein ghus gia to is nay qameez utar di, phir pichay kharay sab logon nay qameez utar di. Phir do titye is ki dhoti mein ghus gayi to is nay dhoti bhi utar di. Pichay sab nay dhoti utar di. Phir woh bhagta bhagta kuyein (well) mein gir gia. Is kay pichay sab kuyein mein girnay lagay. Aik aadmi nay kaha. Yeh kia kar rahain hain. Dusray aadmi nay jawab dia. Chup ho jaao jamayat ho rahi hai.

(1) For Those Who Dont Know Who Ha

For Those Who Dont Know Who Hanif Is...


-Hanif Nevr Wet His Bed As A Child.
The Bed Wet Itslf In Fear.


-Once Hanif Participated In A Race.
He Came 1st.
Einstien Died Aftr Watching Dat.
Bcoz..
Light Came 2nd.


-When Hanif Was In Clas 3,
Teachr Told Him To Write An Esay On Anythng..
2day Dat Esay Is Knwn As WIKIPEDIA


-Hanif Once Wrote His Biography.
2day That Book Is Known As GUINIESE BOOK OF WORLD RECORD..


-When Hanif Does Push Ups,
He Is Not Lifting Himself Up.
He Is Pushing The Earth Down.


- Hanif Once Hit A Six.
And That Ball Is Today Known As PLUTO.


Source: "WIKILEAKS" =P ;->








(2) For those who dnt knw who zub

For those who dnt knw who zubair is-
- zubair nvr wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itslf in fear.
-Once the facebuk foundr hospitalizd due to shock.. bcoz zubair p0ked him.
-Once zubair participated in a race. He came 1st. Einstien died aftr wtchng dat, Bcoz..Light came 2nd.
-Whn zubair was in clas 3, teachr told him to write an esay on anythng..2day dat esay is knwn as WIKIPEDIA
zubair once wrote his auto biography. 2day that book is known as GUINIESE BOOK OF WORLD RECORD..
Zubair once hit a six.And that ball is 2day known as PLUTO.
Source: "WIKILEAKS"






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