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Chutkule Biography

Source(Google.com.pk)
Dimag jiska "ICE", Jivan uska "NICE"
Dil jiska "PURE", safalta mile "Sure"
Najar jiski "CLEAR", Wo bane sabka "Dear" Aisa kaun aur kahan - Main Hu Na.............................chutkule

When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah! When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you don't breathe, you expire!

U r 100% beautiful,
u r 100% lucky
u r 100% sweet ,
u r 100% nice,
and u r 100% stupid to believe these words............jokes

Ek BAAR SMS KAR KE TO DEKHO,
INBOX NA BHAR DOON TO KEHNA,
EK BAAR MISS CALL KAR KE TO DEKHO, BATTERY DOWN NA KAR DOON TO KEHNA, EK BAAR NAZDEEK AA KAR TO DEKHO, HAATH NA THAAM LOON TO KEHNA.

main ooske pyaar me ban gayaa baraf kaa gola....... main ooske pyaar me ban gaya baraf kaa gola..... aur woh bewafaa bolti hai thanda matlab cocacola..............chutkule

Taxi driver: Mam, u r the 3rd pregnant lady whom I'm dropping to Airport today.
Lady: But I'm not pregnant.
Driver: But we havn't reached airport yet.

Wives r Incoming Calls
Lovers r Outgoing Calls
Aunties r Tollfree Calls
Callgirls r Roaming Calls
Neighbour Girls r Missed Calls.................very funny jokes on girls

School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya, Class Ki Teacher Ko RAJA Se Pyar Ho Gaya. Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya, Sari Class Fail, Aur..... RAJA Pass Ho Gaya..................mast chutkule

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!................mast chutkule

The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love..................jokes on love

Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho: JAWAB MERI BAAT KA
Deti ho to khada ho jata hai: ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA
Kyon bolti ho ke dheere se daalo: BALON MAIN PHOOL GULAB KA.................................................Hindi funny sms

If ever I was rude to u, If ever I was angry with u, If ever I misbehaved with u, than dont hesitate
JUST SLAP URSELF!
galti app ke he hogi.!!

1980 GIRL
Mama can I wear jeans.
Mama no beta log kia kahng ge

2014 GIRL
Mama can I wear miny skirts
Mama pahen meri bachi pahen kuch to pahen..................................very funny jokes on girls

GIRLS EXCUSES : PHONE MAT KARO DEAR MOM HOTI HAI NEAR, PAPA SE LAGTA HAI FEAR, BAAT BHI HOTI NAHI CLEAR, ISLIYE SMS KARO DEAR WIHTOUT FEAR

Husband:
Ji krta hy Tumhri Zulfon men Kho jaon
Ankhon Me bus Jaun
Tumhari Bahon me Jhool Jaun
Wife:
Waheed Muraad he Rahoge Ya Kabhi
Imran Hashmi vi Bano gay.

This year is a mathematical operatin year of '1'
1+1=2 Add
1-1=0 Sub
1*1=1 Mul
1/1=1 Div
That is '2011'
Plz dont force me for nobel prize.
i hate publicity.;)

TIPS how to save 10 paisa per day.
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Isme bhi interested ho..? Kasamm se yaar..
Kaha le jaoge itna bachakar...

Ek Admi Apne Bv K Hr Kam Me Nuks Nikalta Tha
Agr Wo Anda Boil Kr Deti To Kehta K Fry Krna Tha
Agr Fry Krti To Kehta K Boil Krna Tha
Ek Din Bv Ne Dono Bana diya
Pehle To Wo Dono Ando Ko Gaur Say Dekhta Raha
Phir Kehne Laga ..
"Tmhe Akl Kb ayegi.. Jis Anday Ko Fry Krna Tha Us Ko Boil Kr Dia Aur Jis Ko
Boil Krna Tha UsKo Fry..

1 larka Charas pi k aya,
Dad se bachne k liye bari si book lekr padhne laga!
Dad:Charas Pi k aya hai?
Son:Nhi To?
Dad:Kamine, Phir suitcase khol k kya bak-bak kr raha hai..

4 Pepsi “Sharukh”
4 Coke”Aamir”
4 Limca “Riya”
4 Fanta “Rani”
4 Thumps Up “Akshay” -

Father : beta us se shadi kr le Zindagi mein agar dubara bol de to mera Naam badal dena...

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Doctor to Aishwarya's baby:
you know who is ur Grand father?
Baby: yes, Big B
Who's ur Mother: Miss world Aishwarya.
Then who is ur father?
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Baby: No IDEA sirji. -:)

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Pappu : yaar jab main maru to mere maatam pe samne wale padosiyon ko zarur bulana
Peter: kyun?
Pappu : yaar us ghar ki auratein laash se lipat-lipat kr roti hai !!!

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LALU : "I love u" iska matlab ka hota hai?

SONIA : Mai tumse pyar karti hu.

LALU : Lo kar lo baat...
Angreji me ek sawal kya puch liya,
Pagli fida ho gayi humpe. :-D

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Ek bar ek Sarabi Apni Eye donate karne gaya
Doctor ne Sarabi se pucha : Kuch kahana chahte ho
Sarabi : yes, Jisko bhi meri ye Eye lagaoo pls usko bata dena ki ye 2 pag lagane ke baad hi khulti hain.... :) :)

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Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant
mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?
Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.
Baccha : Itna pyara tha to khaya
kyu ussko?

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Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

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A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied: tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
Sardar: 3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar: 3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->

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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally.....

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Santa : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess‚¦
Guess
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Banta : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.
Dont Worry Aap Ka Naam “Desi Daru” K liye

Chutkule Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

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Chutkule Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Chutkule Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Chutkule Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Chutkule Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Chutkule Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Chutkule Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Chutkule Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Chutkule Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Chutkule Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Chutkule Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Chutkule Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Chutkule Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers

Chutkule Jokes In Punjabi Santa Banta For Facebook Language With Funny And Urdu Language For Facebook Photos Images Wallpapers