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Always Love Your Husband
Love your husband when he orders you to make tea or coffee because he wants to feel fresh to listen your nonstop talks...
Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females because he is just checking that you are still the best ?
Love him if he criticises your cooking because he is still improving his taste.
Love him if he snores at night and disturbs your sleep because he is trying to prove that he is the most relaxed person after being married to you.
Love him if he forgets to give you a gift on your birthday because he is saving money for your future.
Love him... Because you don't have a choice and killing is a legal offence.
Judge: Kya naam hai tumhaara?
Mulzim: Huzoor, Ram Lal.
Judge: Tum ne 10 saal se apni wife ko dabaa ke, daraa ke, dhamka ke, apne control mein rakha hai.
Mulzim: Judge sahab vo aisa hai ki...
Judge: Khamosh!!! Main safaai nahin maang raha hun; tarika bata tarika!!!!
T20 Format in Exams...
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of IPL and T20...
Same rules should be applied in Exams too!
1. Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
2. Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
3. Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
4. Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.
5. Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.
Best wishes & best of luck for exams.
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Clouds come floating into my life, no longer to carry rain or usher storm, but to add color to my sunset sky.
~ Rabindranath Tagore
The world's largest frog (Goliath frog) can grow up to 13 inches in length and can jump up to 10 feet in a single bound.
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SportsUncyclopedia.info. For a good time, visit your mum.
Wikipedia doesn't have a proper article about Santa Banta. It really wouldn't help those so-called experts by writing one either.
It is believed that there's a bit of Santa Banta in every Sikh. And there's a bit of Sikh in each of you.
Santa Singh and Banta Singh are two fictional characters who have some resemblance with two Sikhs somewhere in the universe.
Santa and Banta have God's divine gift of churning an endless stream of sick jokes surrounding their own life-situations that are so funny and so firmly entrenched in the Indian subconscious that just being reminded of Santa Banta can send Indians cackling with laughter (or tee-heeing with giggliness if Indians being ladies). Show them a picture of Santa Singh and watch them guffaw, lol, lmao, rofl, rotfl, roflmao, pass wind, micturate tiny droplets of urine in their pants, chortle and emit strange noises. Show them a picture of Santa and Banta Singh, together, and watch them double up with belly cramps, gasp for precious air, turn blue from lack of oxygen, jump around and try to escape from you. Now tell them a Santa Banta joke as they try to hobble away and watch them hopelessly break down; cry inconsolably, and see copious, piteous tears roll down their cheeks and all. They say laughter makes one cry. There is no difference between pleasure and pain at the sublimest of sublime levels. Santa Banta is like that. Santa Banta is funnier than funniest.
1 So what do Santa and Banta look like?
2 So what does Santa Singh look like?
3 Kill me. Tell me a Santa Banta joke
3.1 A Santa Banta Joke
3.2 Another Santa Banta Joke
3.3 Santa Banta Conversing
4 Avatars of Santa Banta
5 Controversy surrounding Jaspal Bhatti
6 Who is Crocodile Dundee Daddy?
8 End Notes