Sms Jokes In Punjabi Biography
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Punjabi Sms
Teacher: Batao k chooza anday se kese nikalta hai
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Sardar: Miss, eh gal imoportant ni..
Sochan wali gal ay eh k oh anday vich warya kinj?
Akhiyan wich aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Palka te aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Bada Dil karde baha deva enna nu,
par tenu hasdeya vekh ke suk jande ne hanju!!
Ansoo tere diggan te akh meri rovey Satt tenu lagey dard menu hovey
Rab karey saadi dosti inni gehri hovey Littar tenu pain te galti meri hovey
Teacher to Sardar: What is Number Seven, Even or Odd?
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even??
Sardar: Remove the S !! :P
zindagi vichh fer milaange aapan
kite vekh k na nazran jhuka lavin..
tenu vekhya lagda yaar kite..
bas keh jaffi pa lawin......
Yo Yo Chota Honey singh!
Assi Rehnde Ha Ni Mumy Kolo Dar Ke..
Mumy Rakhdi Hai Danda Hath vich Phad Ke..
Bhaj ke rajai vich vad jaiye, jad panga pe jave..
Pehla Royi Da Ni Phr Chup Hoyi Da Ni, Jado Danda Pai Jave.....
Jat scoter te,scoter 80 te
Jat bulet te,bulet 100 te
Jat alto te alto110 te
,jatt swift te
swft 120 te,
Agge
agge ki jatt ambulance Te.
AmbUlance 130 Te.
Ik Dil Te Lakh Samjhaun Wale
Je Samajh Na Aave Ki Kariye
Dard Dil Da Howe Ta Seh Laiye
Je Dil Hi Dard Ban Jawe Ta Ki Kariye
Likhna Parhna chhad de bandeya, Nekiyan te rakh aass...
Chuk Chaadar tey soja bandya Rab karey ga pass ...!!!
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Students ka sufiana kalam :-)
Sohna Dil te husan jawan hove..
pakki sadak te ucha makaan hove...
Fer ki hoyeya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi
Hun assi vi Sehra sajavange,
saanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,
hun teri choti bhen fasavange!!!
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c
Assi maut rok rakhi te tera intzaar kita,
Sajna tere jhuthe laareya da aitbaar kita,
Tu sohni tera na sohni,
par tu sohni ban ke na dikha saki,
sohni ta kache ghadde te v tarr ke aa gi C
Te tu Three Wheeler te vi na aa saki!!!
Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr,
He went to eat it,
But
On the way he saw a keeri,
He left the Gurr & went with keeri.
MORAL:
*Gurr nalo ishq mitha*;-
Ibaadat rabb di te chehra yaar da howe,
sajde khuda di te rasam pyaar di howe,
aashiqaan de mazhab di ki dassiye,
zikar rabb da te gal dildaar di howe.
Khushboo teri yaari di saanu mehka jaandi hai,
teri har ik kitti hoyi gal saanu behka jaandi hai,
saah taan bahut der lagaande ne aun -jaan vich,
har saah ton pehle teri yaad aa jaandi hai
Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde
vekhan waale bada pasand karde
sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke
eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de
sanu vi sohna bana Rabba
nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de!!
Ek Doctor Punjabi Bacche De Pair De Taanke Kattne Aaya,
Dr. Beta Who Dekho Upar Sone Ki Chidiya,
Baccha Tu Saleya Thale Dekh, Pair Na Wadd Davi,
Lagda Chidi Da Mama...
Punjab Main 2 Cheezain E T0 Achi Hain
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Aikk LASSI
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Ty
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D000jy 80
Airhostess: Sir Aap Kya Lein Gay??
Lahore ka Musafir akarrty hoye:
Pepsi, kabab, Bread, Chicken Pakora & Tandori Chicken With Naan, raita and salad.
Airhostess: Sir masjid di toti warga monh ay tawada
Tusi PIA day jahaz tay aaye ho.
Apni pehan de walima tey nahi.
Moral: Airhostess Faisalabad di si..
Dil vich teri yaad sajjna
Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna
Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi
Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna
Boy: "I Love U" ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!
me mangi se maut rabb toh,
usne menu pyaar ch pa ditta..
Jina Chahunde haan per Zindagi raas nahi aundi,
Marna chahunde haan per Maut saday paas nahi aundi,
Bahut Udaas haan asin is Zindagi toun,
Teri Yaad vi te Tarponoun ton baaz nahi aundi,
Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste,
tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste,
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo,
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste...
aee Zindagi di chahat da silsila hai koi mil gaya te koi Vichhar gaya,
Jinnu Mangaya si Duwawaan chay Oo Kisi hor nu Bina mange mil gaya...
Hasna Ohna di Aadat see,
Aasi galat Andaza la Bethe
Oh hasde hasde vasde rehay
Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe...
Aaj vo humsy jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humsy jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humary dil se awaaz nikli.....
Fiteh Mooh Tusin ethe vii aa gaye !!!
Jo assar hai akh di maar andar
oh na teer te na talwaar andar
ohna Rab nu labh k ki lena
Jinna paa leya Rab nu yaar ander!!!
Ishq ishq ta hr koi kardy,
pr koi Channa( A River) wich koodan nu tyaar nahi,
ki kahiye ajj-kal de jhuthy aashiqa nu,
Dil de sakdy ny par jaan nahi!!!
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Jy Saadi Nahin sei Tu ho Sakna
Kaahnu Pyaar Enna Fer Payeya c
Jy Inj hi Rulaana c Varny
Kahano Saanu Fer Tu hasaya c
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Padna-likhna chad pary
Nakal ty rakh aas
chak Rajai ty So jaa bhagta
Rabb karuga paas!!!
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Shehar tere diyan galiyan dy vich rul jayie
yaad kardy tenu khud nu bhul jayie
Saare jagg da hasaa banan to pehlan
teri aakh cho athru banky dull jayie
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Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ky,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kuri fasayi hoyi ae!!!
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Dil karda ae tere kol aa k ruk jaava
teri bukkal wich rakh k siir muk jaava
hanju ban k digga teriya aakhaa da
tere bulla de kol aa k sukk jaava
Halat Diyan Majburiyaan Toun Main Tery Kol Aa Nahi Saqda
Bhara Dhuk Lagda Ay Tery Ho K V Main Tery Dard Wandha Nahi Saqda
Mujboor Aan Sari Zindagi Main Tery Naal Nibha Nahi saqda
Pr Kasam Khuda di Mar K V Main Tera PYaar Bhula Nahi Saqda
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Tainu Gal Laun Da Chah Hi Rehya,
Tere Shehar Aunda Chah Hi Rehya,
Lara Laa Ke Rakhea Kagaz Kalam Nu,
Khat Tere Naam Paun Da Chah Hi Rehya,
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Dil kisay dy yaad vich rondaa rehaa,
Daag apnay dil dy main dhondaa rehaa,
Tur pay oh aun ga main taangh vich,
Ghar daa boua kholda dhondaa reea,
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Assa vaang musafir tur jaana,
teri mehfil sadaa abaad rahy,
kade do-chaar hanju dol lavi,
jekar tenu saadi yaad rahy..
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Akhiyan wich a kay ruk jaanday ny hanju,
Palka ty aa kay ruk jaanday ny hanju,
Bara Dil karda baha deva enna nu,
par tenu hasdeya vekh ke suk jandy ny hanju!!
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Tary Dosti tha mul ase la ni sakdey,
Tu mangy jan tay kar inkar ni sakdey
Manya keh zindgi laindi imtihan baray
Per tu hovay nal ty assi haar ni sakday
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kade lagda h,o saanu sata rahe h.
kade lagda h,o sade kol aa rahe h.
kuj log hunde h,hanjuyaa waang
Pata nhi lagta SATH de rhe h yaaaa.
chad k ja rahe h.
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Tare gin gin ke ohda intzaar karde han,
supnea vich v ohda hi didar karde ha,
zindgi chhad sakde han ohnu nhi,
kyonki zindgi to jiada us nu pyar karde han.
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