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A man was talking to his friend about what to do for his 50th wedding anniversary
Posted on 17 October 2011 Comments Off
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A man was talking to his friend about what to do for his 50th wedding anniversary. The friend asked, “What did you do for your 25th?”
He said, “I took my wife to Hawaii.”
The friend then asked, “What are you thinking about for your 50th?”
He said, “Well I was thinking of bringing her back.”
A man and woman were recently celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary
Posted on 17 October 2011 Comments Off
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A man and woman were recently celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.
While cutting the cake, the wife was moved after seeing her husband’s eyes fill with tears.
The wife took his arm, and looked at him affectionately.
“I never knew you were so sentimental.” she whispered.
“No . . . No . . .” he said, choking back his tears, “That’s not it at all. Remember when your father found us in the barn and told me to either marry you or spend the next 50 years in jail?”
“Yes,” the wife replied. “I remember it like yesterday.”
“Well,” said the husband, “Today I would have be a free man.”
Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job
Posted on 17 October 2011 Comments Off
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Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job.
“Why did the boss fire you? the friend asked in surprise.
“Oh,” Peter said, “You know how bosses are. They stand around with their hands in their pockets watching everybody else work.”
“We all know that,” replied his friend. “But why did he let you go?”
“Jealousy,” answered Pete. “All the other workers thought I was the boss.”
A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.
Posted on 07 February 2011 Comments Off
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A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.
Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ??
Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Hitler says,
Posted on 07 February 2011 Comments (233)
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Hitler says,
There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na
Sardar was busy removing
Posted on 07 February 2011 Comments (430)
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Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler
Interviewer: Where were you born?
Posted on 07 February 2011 Comments Off
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Interviewer: Where were you born?
Sardar: Punjab.
Interviewer: Which part?
Sardar: What which part, whole body was born in Punjab. “;-)
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
Posted on 07 February 2011 Comments (331)
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A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
I have the job
Posted on 25 March 2010 Comments (267)
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I have the job
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
Girlfriends
Posted on 25 March 2010 Comments (542)
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Girlfriends
Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest haven India, Why do you smile whenever you see a joke starting with ‘Sardar or Santa-Banta’???
Well, I am sure you don’t know. This thing has been molded like the clay utensils in your minds that even if the joke is rubbish; you have to laugh if it has the word Sardar or Santa Banta in it.
Before moving further, I would like to tell you that here I’ll be using Sardar as a common name for Santa Banta jokes and Sardar jokes and these jokes are especially made on the Sikh community.
Okay, now how many of you know that Sardars or the Sikh community has emerged from the Hindus and the Muslims??? I think just a handful of you… Well, so from now onwards before cracking jokes on them, just think that it might be on you or your father or grandfather or any of your ancestors only.
In my life span of 25 years, I have heard about 2500 different jokes on Sardars which brings an average count of 100 jokes in one year and that means a new joke in every 3.65 days. Are we so free and useless to spend important time to make jokes on Sardars???
Friends, all this is secondary and not of importance as I am no one to change the thinking of people who have already decided that they will not change. But today here, I want to narrate to you all some short stories and I feel these things will definitely change your point of view towards Sardar Jokes, and if it doesn’t then you definitely need a psychiatrist.
I also want to be a Leader: In the olden days after the Sikh religion was formed, and no one from the Hindu and Muslim religion was ready to take any initiative against the British people or other kings, the Sikh people used to lead such difficult things. They were born leaders and when this thing became very common and eminent that Sikh people will lead most of the things, they were given the title Sardar. As you all know, Sardar in Hindi means ’A leader’. If you can treat Sardar Vallabh Bhai Patel as a leader, because he was also honored with the same title, why not treat the Sikh people with same respect???
Sardar jokes at their best: Punjab was the epicenter of most of the independence revolutions in India. The British government was so tired of the revolutionaries of Punjab as every now and then they were creating havoc for the British government. Shaheed Bhagat Singh was a great example of the revolutionaries who made life like hell for those Englishmen. As the Englishmen were not capable of counter attacking the Sikh attacks, they started publishing jokes in Hindi as well as English in the local newspaper and the Magazines. And they made the Sardars as the protagonist in theses jokes just to humiliate them in the society. Though this thing never hit the war of revolution in any way, and even the Englishmen left the country but the jokes and the characters remained here in India only. And we people are responsible for keeping such useless thing alive with us.
‘Sunny ke to 12 baj gaye re, pagal ho gaya Sardar’ - is a very common sentence for me from my friends. But whenever I hear this, I smile and let everything go. No no no… not because I can’t break legs of people, but just because I feel pity on those who laugh on me. Actually they don’t know who I am, whose descendant I am, who the Sikhs are. Just go through the Google search results and you’ll come to know that once upon a time the Mughal kings were chasing the Hindus just to convert them to their own religion or to kill them at all. After so many Hindus were killed, the Hindu kings approached the Sikh gurus to help them. The Sikh army used to attack at midnight and burn entire villages and trains of those Mughals taking revenge of the sinful act done by them with the Hindus. These attacks in midnight, decided the time of 12 o’clock for our society to make jokes. Now whenever some Hindu laughs on me, I feel pity that he doesn’t know that once upon a time, my ancestor was his ancestor’s savior.
No more justifications: Let me ask you the number of Sardars in the Indian Hockey team in the World cup of 2010… 6 or 7??? Well, even if you take 6, then out of playing 11, more than half of the team comprised of Sardars and moreover the captain is Sardar; and even the Hockey legend Dhyanchand was also a Sardar. Hmmm…lets take the example of Army, BSF and any other defense force…65% of soldiers are Sikh. I am so shocked to see so much of contribution from these Sikh people, so their population must me high…right??? Well no, only 2% of total Indian population. Punjab gives about average 80% of rice and wheat production every year.
Unlike other castes and religions, Sikhs have never desired to be separated from India, because they feel India is the place for them, Hindus and Muslims are their brothers and ultimately they have their roots in India only, and that is why they are still in our motherland. But do we have any right to treat our brothers like this??? Do one thing…go home and crack a vulgar joke on your brother or a simple joke on your father; you’ll come to know how it feels like. All Sikh kids like me also feel the same when such jokes are cracked, we all feel bad; not because it can be on me, but because it can be on my father as well.
So many things in their favor, still they don’t feel bad if someone cracks a joke on them??? I am shocked... Have you ever thought why??? Because Sikh people cannot see anyone sad; if you are happy, then they’ll be happier to see you happy, even if you are laughing on them. Hey, I am not saying this… recall any Sikh friend of yours and you’ll agree to my point.
Do one thing, replace a Sardar with a Parsi, Jain or any other religion and then spread it. You’ll see the outcome. You know, I have never read a joke on Christians; please send me one if you find any.
If you are not a kid… answer these questions and revert me if you can
- Do Sikh people deserve this kind of treatment after giving 100% of their life to the country???
- Are they a topic to just laugh and nothing more than that???
- Are we going to stop making jokes on Sardars after reading this???
- Do we need these kind of writings to understand what we should do and what not???
- Do you really think that Sardars cannot revert to these things verbally or violently if needed if they can play an important role in dragging the British men away???
The answers are available with all of you, but the only thing is to identify what you have to do and when and how. You only have to decide whether you’ll stop making and forwarding such jokes or not or keep hurting a clan which has always been supportive and helping in anything India has tried to do???
I might have missed out many things, but I think for a matured normal person like you, this much is enough to understand what I am trying to say. The stories I have mentioned above, might sound fake to you at some point of time, but the idea behind them must be clear by now.
No requests, no complaints, just do what you think is right.
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author avatar Retired
29th Aug 2011 (#) nice dissection of jokes yeah Reply to this comment
author avatar Mohsir
16th Apr 2012 (#) Helo dear, I have read your article on jokes on Sardars. I really felt that we should not make humor of a total community. Its bad on the part of a right person to joke about entire community. I just collected certain jokes on Sardars but after reading this article my inner feelings did not allow to continue with these jokes. I changed the names of ' Sardar' with a 'man' in the jokes and I will try not to indulge in joking on sardars in future also.
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author avatar Robinson
8th Mar 2014 (#) Wahe Guru Ji Khalsa Wahe Guru Ji Fateh...
I know this facts what all other people do to Sikhs. IGNORANCE IS THE BIGGEST ENEMY OF ALL THIS EVILS EVEN TO THE SELF PROCLAIMED LITERATE PEOPLE. I was searching some contents so that I can lead in this awareness.
I am very sorry for that on behalf of such people and let us unite to create awareness and make them realize. I know we will succeed them. Lets have patience and carry our work.
Once a nationalist said " We need a Sikh in every Indian family" and we can not imagine a Indian society with out Sikhs..
Once again I am very very very very sorry for all the jokes they make on Sikhs. Please cooperate on this and help me to spread message to make this people aware of the sacrifice that Sikhs contributed in building nation. Reply to this comment
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