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Sardar: Bhagwan Chandigarh nu America di capital bana de. Plz plz plz…
Banta: Par kyun???
Sardar: Kyunki main paper vich ye hi likh aaya hun…..
Sardar Roz Apne Kitchen Mein Jata Aur Sugar Box Kholta Aur Band Kar Deta Tha!
Kyon Ke Doctor Ne Jo Kaha Tha Ke Apni Sugar Roz Check Karna...
2sardar jungle me ja rha tha, Samne sher a gya 1 ne mitti uthai sher ki ankh me dal k bhagne lga.
2nd wahen khara rha
2nd: me q bhagon, mitti tune dali hai..
Sardar ji, apko logo ne kyon mara ?
Sardar: "arey yaar meri photo bus mein gir gai thi,
Maine kaha madam zara saari upar kijiye
Photo lena hai, bus .."
Ek sardar darwaze k bahir bandook liye khra tha, his wife askes him" y r u standing here". Sardar ji bole "sher k shikar pe ja raha hoon." wife : "to jaao na!" sardar ji : "kese jaoon bahar Kutta khada hain!"
Sardar Ki Mah Ki Death Ho Gai,
Ek Saal Bad Sardar Ka Baap America Sa Wapis Aya, Us Na Poucha Teri Mah Kahan Ha,
Sardar Bola Wo To Pichlay Saal Hi Mar Gai Thi, Sardar Ka Bap Ronay Lga Or Bola Kuttay,
Kaminay To Tu Na Mujhay Btaya Q Nhi, Sardar Bola,
Me Na Socha Surprise Dun Ga...=P;->
NURSE kept SARDAR S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST
Sardar's Friend: Yaar,
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
Sardar: You Don't Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate "Bachelor Again".
Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is "Married Again". .
Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?
any joke which is eighteen years old.
Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.
just take this medicine b4 sleep.
Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I m not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.
5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)
A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?
Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
Wife: or meri shadi ko?
Sardar: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Sardar said to doctor: Pure jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in "Ungli"
Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:
Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?
Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.
Sardar: Lo Batao,
Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)
A sardar asked his frend,
"kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain?"
Frend replied "No"
"to phir taangain kahan se daalta hai saalay...
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