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The God Squad
D y n a m i c D e i t y M a n a g e m e n t L t d .
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Date :- 3rd May 0023
TO:
Messrs Matthew, Mark, Luke & John (Publishers).
13a Sandy Wasteland Square,
Just Next to the Pizza Hut,
Judea.
Dear Sirs,
It is Mr. Christ's understanding that you are planning to write and
publish a biography of him in the near future. Such a biography would, he
is sure you would realise, be entirely unauthorised and if it were published
in the form you suggest he would be forced to take the matter up with the
highest authority.
However he can fully understand your wish to write about his life
and will sanction such a project a number of conditions:
That the title of the book be 'The Holy Bible' and not as you
propose, 'Hot and Salty - Our Sexy Savior's Saucy Story'.
That you do not mention the name of his natural Father (Elvin
Roxenby-Toke) who, for legal reasons, contests more...
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The story of the Bible (possibly offensive to Christians)Date: 3rd May 0023
TO:
Messrs Matthew, Mark, Luke & John (Publishers).
13a Sandy Wasteland Square,
Just Next to the Pizza Hut,
Judea.
Dear Sirs,
It is Mr. Christ's understanding that you are planning to write and publish a biography of him in the near future. Such a biography would, he is sure you would realise, be entirely unauthorised and if it were published in the form you suggest he would be forced to take the matter up with the highest authority.
However he can fully understand your wish to write about his life and will sanction such a project a number of conditions:
That the title of the book be' The Holy Bible' and not as you propose,' Hot and Salty - Our Sexy Savior's Saucy Story'.
That you do not mention the name of his natural Father (Elvin Roxenby-Toke) who, for legal reasons, contests paternity. He suggest you utilise the' virgin birth' scenario. Mr. Christ realises more...
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When God passed out looks,
I thought He said books, and I didn't want any.
When God passed out ears,
I thought He said beers, and I asked for two long ones.
When God passed out legs,
I thought He said kegs, and I asked for two fat ones.
When God passed out noses,
I thought He said roses, and I asked for a big red one.
When God passed out heads,
I thought He said beds, and I asked for a big soft one.
When God passed out brains,
I thought he said trains, and I missed mine.
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Biography of a sardar
When god passed out looks,
I thought he said books, and i didn't want any.
When god passed out ears,
I thought he said beers, and i asked for two long ones.
When god passed out legs,
I thought he said kegs, and i asked for two fat ones.
When god passed out noses,
I thought he said roses, and i asked for a big red one.
When god passed out heads,
I thought he said beds, and i asked for a big soft one.
When god passed out brains,
I thought he said trains, and i missed mine.
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The story of the Bible (possibly offensive to Christians)
Date: 3rd May 0023
TO:
Messrs Matthew, Mark, Luke & John (Publishers).
13a Sandy Wasteland Square,
Just Next to the Pizza Hut,
Judea.
Dear Sirs,
It is Mr. Christ's understanding that you are planning to write and publish a biography of him in the near future. Such a biography would, he is sure you would realise, be entirely unauthorised and if it were published in the form you suggest he would be forced to take the matter up with the highest authority.
However he can fully understand your wish to write about his life and will sanction such a project a number of conditions:
That the title of the book be 'The Holy Bible' and not as you propose, 'Hot and Salty - Our Sexy Savior's Saucy Story'.
That you do not mention the name of his natural Father (Elvin Roxenby-Toke) who, for legal reasons, contests paternity. He suggest you utilise the 'virgin birth' scenario. Mr. Christ realises that this is entirely ludicrous but suggests that no-one ever went more...
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Sardar: Miss, eh gal imoportant ni..

Sochan wali gal ay eh k oh anday vich warya kinj?




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Akhiyan wich aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Palka te aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Bada Dil karde baha deva enna nu,
par tenu hasdeya vekh ke suk jande ne hanju!!




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Ansoo tere diggan te akh meri rovey Satt tenu lagey dard menu hovey
Rab karey saadi dosti inni gehri hovey Littar tenu pain te galti meri hovey




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Teacher to Sardar: What is Number Seven, Even or Odd?
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even??
Sardar: Remove the S !! :P




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zindagi vichh fer milaange aapan
kite vekh k na nazran jhuka lavin..
tenu vekhya lagda yaar kite..
bas keh jaffi pa lawin......




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Yo Yo Chota Honey singh!
Assi Rehnde Ha Ni Mumy Kolo Dar Ke..
Mumy Rakhdi Hai Danda Hath vich Phad Ke..
Bhaj ke rajai vich vad jaiye, jad panga pe jave..
Pehla Royi Da Ni Phr Chup Hoyi Da Ni, Jado Danda Pai Jave.....




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Jat scoter te,scoter 80 te
Jat bulet te,bulet 100 te
Jat alto te alto110 te
,jatt swift te
swft 120 te,
Agge
agge ki jatt ambulance Te.
AmbUlance 130 Te.




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Ik Dil Te Lakh Samjhaun Wale
Je Samajh Na Aave Ki Kariye
Dard Dil Da Howe Ta Seh Laiye
Je Dil Hi Dard Ban Jawe Ta Ki Kariye




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Likhna Parhna chhad de bandeya, Nekiyan te rakh aass...
Chuk Chaadar tey soja bandya Rab karey ga pass ...!!!
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Students ka sufiana kalam :-)




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Sohna Dil te husan jawan hove..
pakki sadak te ucha makaan hove...
aa ghut ke jhaphi pa laie jera pehla chade oh baimaan.




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Fer ki hoyeya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi
Hun assi vi Sehra sajavange,
saanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,
hun teri choti bhen fasavange!!!



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Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c




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Assi maut rok rakhi te tera intzaar kita,
Sajna tere jhuthe laareya da aitbaar kita,
Assi jaan den lageya ek pal vi na layeya, te tussi jaan len lageya vi nakhra hajaar kita!!




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Tu sohni tera na sohni,
par tu sohni ban ke na dikha saki,
sohni ta kache ghadde te v tarr ke aa gi C
Te tu Three Wheeler te vi na aa saki!!!




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Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr,
He went to eat it,


But
On the way he saw a keeri,
He left the Gurr & went with keeri.
MORAL:
*Gurr nalo ishq mitha*;-




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Ibaadat rabb di te chehra yaar da howe,
sajde khuda di te rasam pyaar di howe,
aashiqaan de mazhab di ki dassiye,
zikar rabb da te gal dildaar di howe.




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Khushboo teri yaari di saanu mehka jaandi hai,
teri har ik kitti hoyi gal saanu behka jaandi hai,
saah taan bahut der lagaande ne aun -jaan vich,
har saah ton pehle teri yaad aa jaandi hai




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Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde
vekhan waale bada pasand karde
sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke
eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de
sanu vi sohna bana Rabba
nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de!!




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Ek Doctor Punjabi Bacche De Pair De Taanke Kattne Aaya,
Dr.   Beta Who Dekho Upar Sone Ki Chidiya,
Baccha   Tu Saleya Thale Dekh, Pair Na Wadd Davi,
Lagda Chidi Da Mama...




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Punjab Main 2 Cheezain E T0 Achi Hain
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....
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Aikk LASSI
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Ty
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D000jy 80




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Airhostess: Sir Aap Kya Lein Gay??
Lahore ka Musafir akarrty hoye:
Pepsi, kabab, Bread, Chicken Pakora & Tandori Chicken With Naan, raita and salad.
Airhostess: Sir masjid di toti warga monh ay tawada
Tusi PIA day jahaz tay aaye ho.
Apni pehan de walima tey nahi.
Moral: Airhostess Faisalabad di si..




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Dil vich teri yaad sajjna
Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna
Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi
Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna




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Boy: "I Love U" ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!




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me mangi se maut rabb toh,
usne menu pyaar ch pa ditta..




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Jina Chahunde haan per Zindagi raas nahi aundi,
Marna chahunde haan per Maut saday paas nahi aundi,
Bahut Udaas haan asin is Zindagi toun,
Teri Yaad vi te Tarponoun ton baaz nahi aundi,




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Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste,
tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste,
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo,
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste...




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aee Zindagi di chahat da silsila hai koi mil gaya te koi Vichhar gaya,
Jinnu Mangaya si Duwawaan chay Oo Kisi hor nu Bina mange mil gaya...



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Hasna Ohna di Aadat see,
Aasi galat Andaza la Bethe
Oh hasde hasde vasde rehay
Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe...




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Aaj vo humsy jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humsy jannat mein takra gaye

Aur humary dil se awaaz nikli.....
Fiteh Mooh Tusin ethe vii aa gaye !!!




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Jo assar hai akh di maar andar
oh na teer te na talwaar andar

ohna Rab nu labh k ki lena
Jinna paa leya Rab nu yaar ander!!!




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Ishq ishq ta hr koi kardy,
pr koi Channa( A River) wich koodan nu tyaar nahi,

ki kahiye ajj-kal de jhuthy aashiqa nu,
Dil de sakdy ny par jaan nahi!!!




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Jy Saadi Nahin sei Tu ho Sakna
Kaahnu Pyaar Enna Fer Payeya c
Jy Inj hi Rulaana c Varny
Kahano Saanu Fer Tu hasaya c




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Padna-likhna chad pary
Nakal ty rakh aas
chak Rajai ty So jaa bhagta
Rabb karuga paas!!!




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Shehar tere diyan galiyan dy vich rul jayie
yaad kardy tenu khud nu bhul jayie

Saare jagg da hasaa banan to pehlan
teri aakh cho athru banky dull jayie




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Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ky,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoi ae,

jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kuri fasayi hoyi ae!!!




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Dil karda ae tere kol aa k ruk jaava
teri bukkal wich rakh k siir muk jaava

hanju ban k digga teriya aakhaa da
tere bulla de kol aa k sukk jaava




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Halat Diyan Majburiyaan Toun Main Tery Kol Aa Nahi Saqda
Bhara Dhuk Lagda Ay Tery Ho K V Main Tery Dard Wandha Nahi Saqda

Mujboor Aan Sari Zindagi Main Tery Naal Nibha Nahi saqda
Pr Kasam Khuda di Mar K V Main Tera PYaar Bhula Nahi Saqda




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Tainu Gal Laun Da Chah Hi Rehya,
Tere Shehar Aunda Chah Hi Rehya,

Lara Laa Ke Rakhea Kagaz Kalam Nu,
Khat Tere Naam Paun Da Chah Hi Rehya,




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Dil kisay dy yaad vich rondaa rehaa,
Daag apnay dil dy main dhondaa rehaa,

Tur pay oh aun ga main taangh vich,
Ghar daa boua kholda dhondaa reea,




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Assa vaang musafir tur jaana,
teri mehfil sadaa abaad rahy,

kade do-chaar hanju dol lavi,
jekar tenu saadi yaad rahy..




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Akhiyan wich a kay ruk jaanday ny hanju,
Palka ty aa kay ruk jaanday ny hanju,

Bara Dil karda baha deva enna nu,
par tenu hasdeya vekh ke suk jandy ny hanju!!




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Tary Dosti tha mul ase la ni sakdey,
Tu mangy jan tay kar inkar ni sakdey

Manya keh zindgi laindi imtihan baray
Per tu hovay nal ty assi haar ni sakday




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kade lagda h,o saanu sata rahe h.
kade lagda h,o sade kol aa rahe h.
kuj log hunde h,hanjuyaa waang
Pata nhi lagta SATH de rhe h yaaaa.
chad k ja rahe h.



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Tare gin gin ke ohda intzaar karde han,
supnea vich v ohda hi didar karde ha,
zindgi chhad sakde han ohnu nhi,
kyonki zindgi to jiada us nu pyar karde han.




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Mere pyar diya oh Haddaan puchde Ne..
Dil ch kinni h, Oh jgah puchde ne..
Chaunde han asi Unha nu hi kyo Ina..
Isdi v oh wajah Puchde ne.



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Q: How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement. Q: Why are environmentalists bad at playing cards? A: They like to avoid the flush. Q: Did you hear the one about the recycling family of triplets? A: Polly, Ethel and Ian Biology the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division. When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire. Why do noses run but feet smell? It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats. Life is a sexually transmitted disease. Psychic Hotline A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?" "No," says his advisor, "in her biology class." Zoo An unemployed biologist from Roche pharmaceuticals was having considerable difficulty in finding a new job. He finally saw an add in a local newspaper for a position at a zoo. In the interview, the manager told him that their only gorilla, which had been a star attraction, had recently died, and it would be sometime before they could replace it. Meanwhile, they needed someone to dress up as a gorilla and pretend to be the animal. The biologist was quite embarrassed, but, being desperate for money, he accepted the job. The next day, the biologist put on a gorilla skin and headgear and entered a cage from a rear entrance. Visitors smiled at him and threw bread. After a while, the biologist really got into the act. He jumped up and down, beat his chest and roared as people cheered. The following day, the biologist entered the wrong cage by accident and found himself staring at a lion. The lion roared and rushed toward him. The scared biologist turned and ran, while screaming, "Help! Help!" The lion leaped onto the gorilla, knocked him to the ground and whispered in his ear, "Hey, it's me Howard, your former co-worker. Shut up or we'll both lose our jobs!" Human Body The teacher asks, "Flora, what part of the human body increases ten times when excited?" Flora blushes and says, "That’s disgusting, I won’t even answer that question." The teacher calls on Johnny: "What part of the human body increases ten times when excited?" "That’s easy," says Johnny. "It’s the pupil of the eye." "Very good, Johnny," responds the teacher. "That’s correct." She then turns to Flora and says, "First, you didn’t do your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, you’re in for a BIG disappointment." Doing It Biologists do it with clones. Botanists do it in the bushes. Zoologists do it with animals. Organic Vegetables A woman called her husband during the day and asked him to pick up some organic vegetables for that night’s dinner on his way home. The husband arrived at the store and began to search all over for organic vegetables before finally asking the produce guy where they were. The produce guy didn’t know what he was talking about, so the husband said: "These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with poisonous chemicals?" To which the produce guy replied, "No, sir, you will have to do that yourself." Biologist's Garden Once there was a beautiful biologist who loved to work in her vegetable garden, but no matter what she did, she couldn't get her genetically enhanced tomatoes to ripen. Admiring her neighbor's garden, which had beautiful bright red organic tomatoes, she went one day and inquired of him his secret. "It's really quite simple," the old man explained. "Twice each day, in the morning and in the evening, I expose myself in front of the tomatoes and they turn red with embarrassment." Desperate for the perfect garden, she tried his advice and proceeded to expose herself to her plants twice daily. Two weeks passed and her neighbor stopped by to check her progress. "So," he asked, "any luck with your tomatoes?" "No," she replied excitedly... "but you should see the size of my cucumbers!" Biology Pick Up Lines: The only cleavage I want to see is at a cellular level. If we were like chromosomes, you'd be my homologous pair . Baby, I wish I were DNA Helicase, so I could unzip your genes Girl whenever I'm near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away. If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: Smooth or Rough? I wish I was adenine, then I could get paired with U. Your chromosomes have combined beautifully Girl, your so hot you denature my proteins I like my sex the way I like my endoplasmic reticulum.....Rough. You must be a gibberelin, because I'm experiencing some stem elongation. 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An EGYPTIAN Girl Asked An INDIAN Boy:
What Can U Do For Me?
The Boy Replied:
Come Behind The PYRAMID.
I Will Make U MUMMY.
Ek Ladki Ki T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha:
“Amul The Taste Of India”
Ye Dekh Ke..
Santa Ne Apne Pant Pe Likhwaya:
“KurKure Tedha Hai Per Mera Hai”
Ek Ladki Ki T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha:
“Amul The Taste Of India”
Ye Dekh Ke..
Santa Ne Apne Pant Pe Likhwaya:
“KurKure Tedha Hai Per Mera Hai”
Old Man To A Boy: Beta Kya Kam Karte Ho?
Ji Samaj Seva.
Matlab?
Gire Hue Ko Uthata Hoon & Bichde Hue Ko Milata Hoon.
Kaise?
“Bra Banata Hoon”
It’s So Hard To Say Goodbye To You.
My Heart Knows The Words, They Just Won’t Pump Up To My Lips
Some Day You’ll Miss Me Like I Missed You,
Some Day You’ll Need Me Like I Needed You,
Some Day You’ll Love Me But I Won’t Love You
Ek Din Jana To Tha Magar
Aise Mera Dil Thodkar To Nahin
Thumhare Bina Main Jee Loongi Magar
In Yaadon Se Tum Jaate Kyun Nahin?
Woh Jab Bhi Mujh Se Milti Thi…!
Har Bar Masomiyat Se Mujh Se Pucha Karti Thi…!
K Tum Mere Hi Ho Na…???
Aur Main Har Bar Us K Chehre Ko
Apne Haathon Se Cho Kar Qasam Khaya Karta Tha.!
Per Kash…!
Maine Ek Bar Us Sy Pocha Liya Hota…!
K
Tum Meri Hi HO Na…!!
In A Bar 1 Guy Says 2 Another
“I Slept Wid Ur Mom Last Nite”
D Whole Bar Was Waiting 4 D Other Guy’s Response.

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Latifay in Urdu:

Officer: kia tum mot kay baad zindagi par yaqeen rakhtay ho?
Servent: ji bilkul janab!

Officer : kal jab tum chutti lay kar apnay dada kay janaza par gaye the to tumhari talash mein yahan aaye the.

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